coco 🦞🍉

[Tharries @TharriesYT]

This is actually a great analogy because one actually exists the other is a spectacle for shareholders.

[coco 🦞🍉 @cankle_biter]

it’s gonna be so fun to cross reference this list every time it’s announced that a pastor has been arrested in texas for something heinous

[Attorney General Ken Paxton @KenPaxtonTX]

Texas pastors are the heart of our communities. They lead families and stand firm for the faith and values that built this country.

I am honored to have them standing by my side as we work to ensure America remains one nation under God.

[coco 🦞🍉 @cankle_biter]

the tactical earring on the sleeve to stake claim over the armrest….to me she is Da Vinci

[Otto @ottosipe]

Met a very passive aggressive passenger on @delta today. Immediately angry about my using the armrest before takeoff.

She installed an earring on her sleeve to poke me. I didn’t mind till the turbulence when it stabbed me.

I calmly asked her to remove it, she wouldn’t, and told me I was taking up too much of my seat cause I’m a man. 🥵

This legal? Also, how do people get like this?

[Henry Burke @burkehenryt]

I know there are much bigger fish to fry, but I do hope a Dem House can figure out if/how much government money has been spent on this guy's endless vacation

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

not the secular hijab accessory

[coco 🦞🍉 @cankle_biter]

everyone is looking very human!

[Callista Gingrich @CallyGingrich]

Pleased to welcome Ambassador Barbera Thornhill, U.S. Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, to the U.S. Embassy in Bern. 🇺🇸🇨🇭

[Pete Rumple Wentz @humanmisspiggy]

it was how you dressed if you were a bad bitch

[coco 🦞🍉 @cankle_biter]

and then everyone clapped

[Russell Brown @RussBrownTX]

My wife was just grocery shopping and she met this nice couple that moved from Austin. The lady said "We are voting for Talarico because he's going to lower prices for everyone." My wife said "did you know he said there are six genders and God is nonbinary?" The lady was shocked. She said she is a Christian and will not vote for Talarico.

[coco 🦞🍉 @cankle_biter]

@heyyitsjanea I feel like this is pretty obvious rage bait

[nico ✸ @rpfielder]

he woke up mad as fuckkkk. for good reasons tho

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[coco 🦞🍉 @cankle_biter]

ozarka took over many water wells in hawkins, TX which completely drained the supply for nearly everyone who had private wells dug by my grandfather…we couldn’t bring an ozarka water bottle within 2 miles of him or he would know. that man cursed them until the day he died.

[vivian @vivian39_]

why is "Deer Park" Good but "Ice Mountain" disgusting despite literally being in the same bottles and sold by the same company

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

I am obsessed with Miss Palestine 2026’s Lana inspired look???

[coco 🦞🍉 @cankle_biter]

I really don’t understand this shit, when I was a college freshman I would have never blocked my blessings like this. yall are so boring!!!

[ⲕⲁⲣⲟⲗ ♱ @byzantinecopt]

can’t say this enough but art deco really should’ve been the standard american architecture. the potential with this could’ve been insane.

[Rei @rlevi]

This song is so wild because she's singing about enticing men with her sexy belly dancing and he's rapping about latin americans & carribbeans uniting to stand strong against the CIA

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Biden tried to save yall lmaooo

[coco 🦞🍉 @cankle_biter]

@deletingfat @scorpio_mars fat in your face is so essential to looking human idk why they all starve themselves