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stained, burnt, and covered in worms

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

@MarineShitposts barrel eye fish r so friend shaped they r so small and friendly literally just a little guy

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Hate having a mom who’s accomplished and better than me at everything and smarter than me i wish she didn’t have to make it everyone else’s problem

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Sometimes I wonder why I think everyone secretly hates me and then I realize my parents actually do secretly hate me lol

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Really funny when my parents shit talk me and my siblings at full volume with zero regard for how open this house is

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Lord have mercy don’t piss me off

[𝕶𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖎𝖉𝖔𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝕰𝖞𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑 @thejunebugfreak]

Marsha P. Johnson with a Snoopy doll in 1987

Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Ava left all of our weed in Chicago

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

I’m not even kidding I think 20 hour drive with Patrice might be the thing that tips me over into genuine suicidal ideation

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

I love when the city gets above 75° and everything smells just a little bit like sewage

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Does nobody know what a tracheostomy scar looks like these days man

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

This has to be some sort of optical illusion but what the actual hell is going on lol

[Oliver Ⓥ @implantgrade]

Being transgender is like this

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

Actually, if you open your eyes and see, you'll notice rather that most people, in fact almost all people, are beautiful, and that in the awe-striking rainbow of human variety it's nigh on impossible to find someone truly, genuinely ugly, except me, because i'm chopped and unc

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Come fucking on man 😭😭

[christine @crycartband]

the discussion around who's boyfriend is and isn't allowed to come to pride should never needed to go any further than "can he hang?"

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

@mazthoughtz Like she damn near completely ruined our friendship and was genuinely confused when I was like… why the fuck would you do that.

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

No shot my mom just texted my roommate behind my back to tell him 😭😭 ohhhh my god im gonna kill myself mever gossiping to her again

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Sorry to the girl I scared who was def hitting her pen in the usually empty bathroom I too was going to hit my pen I apologize diva 🙏

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

@boyygal I have in fact been called fem4fem by a little gay guy which is a crazy statement if you’ve ever seen me and my gf so I’ll give you this one

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Like idk sometimes a trans guy is a twink 😭😭 like no one would look at my fat hairy ass and call me a twink, but my 120 pound skinny little boy roommate sure is and that’s just the truth

[Marz @boyygal]

I would argue we should stop throwing the word at trans men and around in general. Nobody knows what a twink is ppl just b using it to mean 🚬 or feminine*

[EL🦈 @CapriSunCannon]

Roomie refusing to talk to us or even look at us bc we asked him to wear a mask when he was sick (I am immunocompromised)