Captaainmelhart ⚓️💘

the beautiful and damned 🥀

[Captaainmelhart ⚓️💘 @Captaainmelhart]

Then pay for those BBLs

[babyface pnut 👶🏽 @cutiepnut]

As a man I ain’t coming home after a 10 hr shift to a flat ass I’m sorry

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

This has to be one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen

Car randomly pulls up next to a cop, driver jumps out with an axe

[𝕯𝖊𝖟𝕿𝖍𝖊𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗★ @Dez_Mfd]

Nah i thought y'all was cappin about the elephant pulling up to the old lady's funeral BUT THIS SHIT REAL 🤯

[Super Saiyan Batman™ aka TLocness™ @TLocV]

When you been eating all day trying to cure your hangover but now you're just hungover and fat

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Barry. He likes to spray the other dogs at daycare with the hose when nobody’s watching. 13/10 an absolute menace

[Sysuke @syruhhhh]

https://t.co/oAKNdIlSkp

[‎‏ﱞdev¡n @deadszn]

this is the craziest internet video i think i’ve ever seen

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Donut. He wanted to pop out and say hi. Wondering where your personal chauffeur is. Said you can borrow his, if you'd like. 13/10

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Comic by Liz Climo @elclimo

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

I’M FEELING GENEROUS.

EXTRA RARE FLAT FUCK

[Andrew ♕ @andrewblegh]

@Captaainmelhart https://t.co/oCrgamjopw

[🦋 @___MicahJ]

I’m officially at the age I don’t want to be around people who are not self aware.
continuously putting themselves in bad positions, making bad life choices, toxic ways/lifestyles, no priorities lacking accountability etc.

[$$$ @SLIMETHREE___]

a boyfriend that drives. a girlfriend that sits pretty