Captain Janks

Prank phone caller, OG wack packer on The Howard Stern Show since 1989.
Book me on Cameo:

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

Prank Call Legend Still a Nemisis To News Outlets... https://t.co/4bsEu3hQoF

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

You are delusional. Seek help. Seriously. You are unwell. Seriously, go to a therapist. Talk to him about it. See what he says.

[Chris Perez @chrispbacon1217]

@captainjanks Everyone knows the election was stolen that's why he was reelected

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

Again, read my last post. Think about what you are reading this time.

[moo_cow @moocow1768459]

@captainjanks Biden pardoned his entire family, going back over 10 years.
Or rather, whoever was in possession of the autopen did.
Because Biden was a pathetic vegetable who wasn't capable of tying his own shoes.
So, excuse us if we fail to summon up enough outrage for your liking.

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

See my last text. Then think about it.

[American Dream @AmericanDreamAZ]

@captainjanks Biden let 20m illegals flood the border, way more impactful than a silly guided tour.

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

All of you trump supporters... He tried to overthrow the US government in 2020 by leading an insurrection at the Capitol and lying about the election being rigged and stolen. What part of that do you not understand? What part of you is chanting USA after he did that? Seriously?

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

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[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

@VivekGRamaswamy You did this Pig. https://t.co/6S8g5jetIZ

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

.@VivekGRamaswamy Pig.

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

Sorry man. The time is now to speak out!

[Austin Skywalker @austin_mane]

@captainjanks Man, you really have turned into a one trick pony as far as your “comedy” goes. Sad. But I’m still grateful for all the laughs you gave us back in the day.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

WOW!!

JD Vance just sided with Vivek on the disgusting ad he posted about Amy Acton.

His Presidential hopes are gone.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine denounces fellow Republican Vivek Ramaswamy's campaign ad featuring the estranged mother of his Democratic opponent. https://t.co/KpMRgn83nk

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

Putin.

[J @jasonllevin]

Name Anything more American than Melania Trump:

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

.@VivekGRamaswamy Dirtbag.

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

You lack empathy. You lack dignity. You lack humanity. Go home.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Our Founding Fathers fought a revolution so we could enjoy the blessings of liberty. All we have to do is to show up & vote to preserve it. 🇺🇸

[Cheema Vai @CheemaVaii]

@captainjanks @VivekGRamaswamy Sir yes sir

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

I love @TheDoors.

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

Are you that delusional that you would defend a man who supports a woman that turned her back on her 12 year old daughter after she was raped, convinced and jailed by her husband? Shame on you.

[Mac Kenzy @MacKenz56374833]

@BanjoLips @captainjanks Don’t quit your day job of being a worthless POS loser.

What a pathetic CUNT, now go away you bore me.

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

I was just thinking about him the other day.

[Toronto1880 @lilyyrosesq]

@captainjanks @VivekGRamaswamy Tom, do you remember Stuttering Vik from the show?

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

According to the cheeto Jesus, every single election in the past 10 years was rigged and stolen except the ones he won. And his supporters are dumb enough to agree with him. Oh, and he won in 2020. Rubes.

[Captain Janks @captainjanks]

This is what happens when an FBI director gets caught in a lie under oath. https://t.co/2urBBdZjob