Jennifer Black

Discussion of classics, cats, and occasional complaints; probably a Parselmouth, plenty of politics.

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@USPS Two mail searches have yielded nada when they were literally handed to employees at the post office. Now the mail search function on the website is broken, and I'm out thousand dollars to unhappy customers who have been waiting for boxes for months. What a joke. #usps

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@fedexhelp I had a package that went missing, filed a claim, then it finally arrived damaged. The missing package claim was (correctly) rejected, but now when I go to file a claim for the damage, it shows it as a duplicate and I can't file. Please advise. Thanks!

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

Curious when @eBay/@askebay started settling all disputes in the buyers' favor regardless of obvious lying (including with proof in messages!). I guess the moral of the story is that if you're a buyer, you can get all of your items for free by ignoring sellers' refund policies.

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@manpreethere @Office I did...

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@PlaidBarbarian You might be me in another life. Exact same 90s/00s game inventory right there!

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@XtineMary42 Editor > Settings > Proofing (scroll to "Writing Style" and make sure it's set to Grammar & Refinements) > Settings (next to Grammar & Refinements) > Editing Conventions -- disable Oxford comma (or enable it!)

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

Who else needs the old comments format restored to @Office? The changes have made Office nearly unusable for #grading and other #academic work. There *must* be a setting where we can have the old comments functionality. Please help! #microsoft #office #academia #highered

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@Office Microsoft Word.

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@Office How do we revert to the old comments format in Office? The changes have made Office nearly unusable for grading and other academic work. Please tell us that there is a setting where we can disable the teams-forward functionality and have multiple comments active again.

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@tay_rupp Came to Twitter in hope of finding someone else who feels this way too. RIP.

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@TransformcoHQ Hey there! Could you direct me to whom I should contact about finding a replacement part for an Essential Home (Transformco's K-Mart line) desk? I am stumped and would be SO grateful for the help. Thanks!

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@MahoneyEb I am so, so sorry.

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

#FedEx driver lies about delivery 6x. CS "supervisor" refuses to do anything. I ask for manager. Shock: he "doesn't have one". It's fun having someone raise their voice to you and be lied to by every level of customer support. This is why #UPS gets my money. @FedEx @FedExHelp

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@Postmates / @Postmates_Help refuses to stop billing for their premium subscription. It's really fun that they've essentially cut off all customer service, too. Nice to see scam artists' true colors revealed. Stay away #delivery #postmates #scam

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@realDonaldTrump Can't even get the quote right.

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

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[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

Are you a member of Amazon Vine or want to be a member? Check out our new Discord server for item pings, alerts, and laid-back Vine chat. #amazon #amazonvine https://t.co/QKwVGYoQl5

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@abbydphillip You guys did great! I loved getting to know your reporting style over this Election "Night" coverage! Keep it up -- you're amazing, Abby! (And what killer fashion sense too!)

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@realDonaldTrump You don't need to throw a tantrum. You still have a staff that can bring you warm milk and a blankie -- for a little longer, anyway. Stop tweeting and make the most of what little time you have left, you sad and pathetic excuse for a mammal -- jail's the next address for you.

[Jennifer Black @CaptainJen25]

@willyj58466396 @realDonaldTrump Well said. :)