Captain ROR2

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// = OOC
This is your captain speaking.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

Hello, this is your captain speaking. We're just approaching Orbit over Petrichor V. We'll be sending you down in an area of low activity. If needed I'll come. Your goal is to reach a teleporter. Evac has been trapped on the moon, we have no way of getting you back.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

Hello this is your captain speaking.
I was gone for a while due to being trapped in the simulacrum.
One step is already Mach 9.
Lord help us.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

i am slowly realising that I'm lucky I don't have a right arm for the void to try and control. Pilot took away my phone whenever I was writing the report so that's why I was gone for a minute

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

I think I'm slowly going insane.
anyways progress report is to be formalised soon.
Doubt it'll leave based off the last one though.

[The False Son Risk of Rain 2 @thefalseson]

Balllooon

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@thefalseson Happy birthday False Son.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

My pilot said I needed to keep in the medbay to heal my void sickness
BUT LAZINESS BE DAMNED
Anyways diablo upgrades, made a little direct counter to the beam, so now I only take 25% of my bullet's damage if I'm hit by it.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn Trust me, I'm fully prepared to snoop to the level of bartering with even Voidling to make sure I'm able to prepare for the invasion fleet if they begin getting tired of the communication relay resetting every loop.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

I have 80 ailen heads
I'm in the simulacrum
my diablo is near instant.
Don't ask what happened...
the Voidling jumped me on stage 9 without entering the void.
don't ask how.
I'm going to Diablo so hard I'll escape the simulacrum
WITHOUT LOSING MY MIND, UNLIKE A CERTAIN SOLDIER

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn Nope, heavy ass gun on the side of the Safe Travels.
Takes a few seconds to fire at the ground but... near instanteous through space.
It's axle allows me to move it onto aiming at the ships core if required.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn Well, that's why Diablo was added on.
Little known function, it can turn on the ship directly. Or aim to other ships.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn In a way provided to me by the unnatural reality of this planet. Your friends are probably safe, after a while everything just loops back removing any physical damages. But only so far. I still am trying to find the cause but, sofar let's just ignore that

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn Humans are idiots, we are by design fools. We want only violence and power. Even if it makes the rest suffer. I'm tired of that cycle. So.
Whilst the time loop stilll goes, let's just keep ignoring the UESC and UES' current attempts of greed by taking over planets as a company.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn He saw us as a threat for good reason, I don't blame him
He gave the survivors that found the teleporters no choice but they weren't in the wrong until it was revealed that Petrichor existed by their return to earth with less than a dozen people.
That's why the safe travels came.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn Around 4 survivors I think left.
Whilst we're under legal cover of a off the records recuse mission.
The Director thinks of this as prime land to take control of as he always does.
So we are... forced to remove power bases.
Why do you think Providence saw us as a threat?

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn Everything of the ship, some survivors and 65% of the cargo, 1 attachment had left the planet. 3 attachments are on the planet minimum if not 7 depending on arrangement.
They wouldn't send an entire colony ship with weapons for a rescue mission of a few soldiers and cargo.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

I heard from item descriptions gathered from my companions that you regard a saviour to have been the one to bring you from that dead world to here.
It must be so odd to have mythological figures only stop being real so recently.

[Lemurian, Fireballer of Gods @LemurianRoR]

They speak of a far away world being our home. All thats left now is likely dust and echoes of a scorched world.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn Colony ships come in three pieces with the middle bridge covered in attachment slots
You learn these well in pilot training.
Each part is able to detach in utter emergency, crashes do not count.
The three parts are the helm, thruster side and middle storage.
The majority left.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn The front half has no thrusters.
Those pieces were modular attachments. Extra loading bays.
The back part had the thrusters.
For it to leave it needed to have the front and back. The middle left room for attachments such as the smaller ships you see crashed.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn The UES claims to be trying to recover the wreckage.
But the wreckage left.
The wreckage is on Earth.
Why do you think the survivors include the original contact light ones?
it returned to earth after Providence died on it.
The UESC safe travels is specicially a Colony Ship.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn Like, UESC wants to do 1 thing.
Invade.
I'm on a contract to get that invasion ready.
I'm delaying it as much as possible and the timeloop around petrichor helps do that.
Without the timeloop, the UESC and Humanity would begin to turn the planet to steel.

[Captain ROR2 @CaptainROR2]

@scld_rtrbtn I have a contract.
Leave no threat to [] invasion on []
Oh shit wait no that's not meant to be there.
WHY ISN'T IT DAMN REDACTING-
Ignore that.