CaptainTrips

Retired. I invented dice. #Artist. #WorldBeardChampion #aspie

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@nathaliejacoby1 Socialism is the fire department showing up and putting out your house fire.
Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

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@SholdonDaniels Well that’s the fastest “didn’t age well” statement ever.

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@KatieMiller @StephenM Big Deal. Here’s another picture of a “best dad.” Joesph Goebbles and his evil spawn.

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@elonmusk Just so it takes you with it.

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@mattvanswol Calm down Karen. You’re making Lindsey Graham look manly.

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@John_Hudson @TaraCopp Was France the child trafficking drop off point?

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@ksorbs Do they cover unnaturally expanding foreheads?

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@BasedMikeLee Because it’s a cult, dipshit.

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@mattvanswol You’re such a shrill, fucking drama queen. Take a nap, you pussy.

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@nicksortor Except for the tens of thousands who are bow bankrupt since his tariffs started.

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@DerrickEvans4WV You should still be in jail.

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@Riley_Gaines_ 5th place family

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@NancyMace Translation: I blow Trump weekly to avoid getting primaried.

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@MAGAVoice With wife 3 who he cheated on wife 2 with.

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@NancyMace Do you still have to blow him?

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@NancyMace Well?

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@MegynKellyShow @megynkelly Says one of the biggest lunatics on the planet.

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@tedcruz Well Ted, you’re use to having logs shoved down your throat Tell us?

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@DanCrenshawTX Put Trump in the octagon with his cabinet and see who rushes to suck his cock first. I bet Rubio.

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@Franklin_Graham

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@ColinNienaber How about 18never, you dipshit.