All the dudes tweeting “I only love my bed and my mama, I’m sorry”
Haven’t texted their mom in 2 months and got a mattress on their floor with mismatched sheets and stained pillowcase
This guy DM’d my friend a picture of a couch, and then a rug, and then pots and pans, and then a whole bunch of furniture. My friend sent him a “?” and the dude was like “oh, don’t mind me...I’m just moving in to your DMs” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i fell out!