Josh S 🕍

Posting about work, football, religion, cars, kids. Be kind to others without being a pushover. Pronouns are Sire/Excellency. Grateful for @Ch_JesusChrist

[Josh S 🕍 @carbonmfg]

@AndrewBragg5555 Lots of good food places to visit, if your need suggestions check out @chels.eats_ Instagram (my little sister)

Most of my family is out there. I'm in Utah way too often.

Enjoy your trip.

[Josh S 🕍 @carbonmfg]

@ShaunMcKnight Proposals... 1
Marriages… 1
Divorces... 0
Children... 6
Surgeries... 10+ probably
Tattoos... 0
Shot a gun... Yes
Been on TV… yes
Watch someone die... Yes
Rode in an ambulance... Lifeflight, I died
Sang karaoke... Yes
Rode a jet ski... Yes
Arrested... 1 in Hong Kong

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@peaceloveutes Undrafted and 5'9" which means he's never going to see over those massive NFL lines.

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@CoachPHadley That's the biggest win anybody could post.

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@sister_slay I helped my 16 year old twins figure out why their cell phone data was only lasting 1 day a month.

I could see the usage and trend, on May 26th he installed something that used 14 gb in a day and uses his monthly data the first day of each month since then.

Culprit - Snapchat

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@saltcitysportut @cashmney11 @jlinehan9 My guy - did you like your own post? 🧐

It's all good, if you don't love yourself nobody else will.

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@SammyJdot A lot of their fans were absolutely convinced that whitt would be in the B1G by 2026.

That part they thought would happen, but they got some details wrong.

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@FriedScones Those pants and holster are 🔥

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@rob_stod Bring back the bib!

And throw a little honor, spirit, and tradition instead of names on the back.

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@cashmney11 @saltcitysportut @jlinehan9 Cash,

I'm going to stand up and say thanks to you.

You scored 1 point against Utah tech for BYU pushing us to a final score of 52 points with 40 seconds left, if it's 51 tech might have scored 25 points and tied us up.

You contributed to a win, hero status bro!

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@n8rix @saltcitysportut An illustrious career, he scored a point once at BYU. Didn't play at Arizona, and at UCLA had a rush attempt and lost 13 yards.

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@cheesefries73 That's wrong.

It's also hilarious.

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@joyinbecomingp1 Problem is that we're not flying under the radar, I wish we were.

Arizona has the elements to be tough.

Almost any team could get us, it's going to be a battle.

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@byufan1984 Not really.

Damp is a polly pocket doll for Angel Reese.

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@sister_slay Those who really know pretend like we don't know.

But we know that they don't know that we know that they don't know what we know, you know?

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@sister_slay Have a baby, then it comes back.

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@hawkgrrrl @CA_Blue_Print @nicoraytruth The record is right in the front of the book of Mormon for anyone to see.

You might want to check your pastor's sources on that, it's not at all accurate.

You are conflating claims made by others and rejecting the repeated claims by the witnesses.

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@B_P_Batch @ByuSome This is hilarious.

"you wouldn't sniff 4-8" implies a 1-8 conference record.

Then you get called out and your reply is that BYU's record against the SEC is closer to 50%.

In other words we'd be a respectable 7-5 or 8-4 and we'd be a CFP team because SEC obviously!

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@Latterdaytruth I used to always say yes.

Look after your family first.

Shortly after my father's death I found out something that shocked me - my dad delayed his calling to be a GA 70 by 6 months, he just finished 3 years as a mission pres and wanted some family time before his new calling.