Cari Berlin

fancy seeing you here

[Cari Berlin @cariberlin]

Breaking News✨: 6 people, in a country with over 300 million people living in it, just decided I am not worthy of bodily autonomy because I’m a woman! So tight!

[Ishmael Johnson @IshmaelRJohnson]

“She wants to rest in cotton because after a life of wearing rhinestones, she wants to finally be comfortable”

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[Cari Berlin @cariberlin]

@monicavenzke I feel like this may be because their “fans”/online supporters do not actually live in the area they’re running for office. So it gives the false impression of popularity but they are not actually popular IRL with their would be constituents. Therefore, no votes :’/

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Jesus Christ, I expanded the tweet and the list is a fucking mile long

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

i know everyone is freaking out about cyclospora rn but like no one is considering that berries are really important to my yogurt bowls and itll probably be ok if i approach them with pure intentions. right?

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Nike has released a new Erling Haaland ad ⚽️

“The Five Stages of Haaland”

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Trailer for ‘Ted Lasso’ Season 4. Out August 5th.

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[✨ @Iilithsternin]

YOU CAN’T JUST DROP ALL THIS RN?????? I AM FRAGILE

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[PWHL @thepwhlofficial]

So many new friends! 🎉

Don't want to miss our return to play tomorrow night? Subscribe to our YouTube channel and join the party!
➡️ https://t.co/bnz2vAx0GT

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” https://t.co/43FAFiyhJf

[abby @paigeblockers]

anywaysssss goodnight

[Spencer Allan Brooks @SpencerSays]

46° in DC

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

reading is a great hobby because it lets you bedrot with moral superiority

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Nancy Meyers is directing a new rom-com that releases on December 25, 2027.

• Starring Jude Law, Emma Mackey, Penélope Cruz, Kieran Culkin & Owen Wilson

• Follows a director and a producer who fell in love, made successful films together, broke up & are forced back together

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Your state has the 7th highest homicide rate in the nation — over double California’s.

Spare us the grandstanding over “enforcing the law”— you’re a heartless fraud.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

They shot Renee Good in the face.
They kidnapped Liam Ramos.
They just executed a man on the street.

Unmask them. Prosecute them. No more secret police.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As 2025 comes to a close, I'm continuing a tradition that I started during my time in the White House: sharing my annual lists of favorite books, movies, and music. I hope you find something new to enjoy—and please send any recommendations for me to check out!