Carl Wheezer

[van00sa @van00sa]

Fabricates a lawsuit after getting fired and takes the opportunity to call his own wife a fish head with no cannons

You can’t make this shit up

[Carl Wheezer @CarlRizzler]

@JaredFPS @iamSauceGardner He would have worse issues.

[simpy ☆ butch paul mccartney @chillinparker]

wee man and preston stunts: haha guys we dressed them up like sumo wrestlers and made them run around Japan lol
ehren stunts: hit the second tower, ehren

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

All-new trailer for #Jackass: Best and Last - in theaters June 26.

[diem @teohtani]

I like how Treinen points to heaven after getting 3 outs as if he’s not going to HELL

[Klein25 @Klein25]

Tanner Scott is incapable of pitching in the 9th 😡

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

RUMOR: Dianna Russini may have been cheating on Mike Vrabel with her husband.

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Drake Maye says he always thought there was something suspect about “Dianna Two Wide Smash” and “Russini Right Crack Blast Toss” play calls

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Mike Vrabel: “I’m going to counseling”

The therapist:

[Carl Wheezer @CarlRizzler]

@BlakeHHarris Holy shit you’re back to being a pussy

[king @onosetale_usifo]

Pu$$y ass nigga 😂

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Content creator Blurbs has developed a Skyrim mod where you can only defeat dragons by debating them on the geopolitics of Tamriel

[Jason Aponte @JasonAponte2103]

Mike Vrabel watching Dianna Russini take all the criticism.