Carp-Tart

Not fishing tackle

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

Fwd: Best Foot

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

I like checking the mail, even the weekly flyers

[NPR Music @nprmusic]

Following a cease-and-desist notice, white nationalist Stormfront Radio has stopped using Johnny Cash's music. https://t.co/smv9dmoOtO

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

If you're not content now, you won't be content when you get what you want either.

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

The satisfaction of a loaded dishwasher

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

Being a bat must be like being served dinner at a ping pong match.

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

#FreddieMercury

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

People you depend on to get the job done won't do their part but you can still get your part done. It'll take more work.

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

Don't cross the opposing turn lane. #lazyleftturn

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

Could this work @USTreasury?

[Carp-Tart @carptart]

Today I woke up thinking... what would Weezer wear? #wwww