CarsonIsDumb

i love Splatoon all I talk about is Splatoon I am addicted to Splatoon all I do is splat my stuff all over the walls all day I love Splatoon

[CarsonIsDumb @CarsonIsDumb]

@SplatoonJP thank you...

[June !🚦 @Angxliquel]

Everyone hoping that tomorrows Nintendo Direct will have 2x2 release date

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Happy unofficial Machoke Day 🙂‍↕️

[CarsonIsDumb @CarsonIsDumb]

Actually obsessed with her check his profile

[pemis @pemisssss]

This is why i stopped playing magic the gathering I would show up to gatherings and they’d be like “let me introduce you to Tulip” and I’d have to fistbump some nigga like this and be like ahah wassup tulip

[sneakers o’ troon🏳️‍⚧️ @yvainewastaken]

check this guy's media tab its insane

[Levboy Max @LevboyMax]

By the time the movie comes out there will already be at least 10 animations of him getting rawdogged

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPYRO: A REALM BEYOND’ has been announced.

Releasing in Spring 2027.

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

coworker let out such a wimpy woman fart at the urinal I just started beating the shit out of him

[Papaya @PapayaRaya_808]

definitive proof that Toby Fox will do anything for the Japanese people 👇👇👇

[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime ⚡️💙⚡️ ➡️ 🦋 BSky @CPU_CWCSonichu]

I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡

@BarackObama

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Try the pussy darling. It’s dashing

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

I often fantasize about being breastfed by him and when I bite his teat too hard he grabs me by my hair and snarls at me and I say I’m so sorry I won’t do it again but really I know I will because when he treats me like a bad dog my thingy gets really hard

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

My pussy just squealed like a pig

[CarsonIsDumb @CarsonIsDumb]

BIRTHDAY BITCH HAPPY 18 TO MEEEE

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

bros if her pussy fart isn’t wet and chunky like expired yogurt with little poop chunks floating in it, you’re fucking wrong

[lion @viadodacentral]

i rub poop on homeless people while they sleep

[I Follow Women @iFollowWomenOnX]

mommy wants to know if charlie is stable

please god