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im through being cool and he keeps telling everyone about me. #PMA

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i watched the new scream movie today. i liked it but i can totally see why a bunch of people shit on it.

i liked the premise of it but it lacked the charm of the old ones.

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@zanepasley ive got a fridge full of old style and a bottle of malort already. what else do i need besides a pack of cigs and a stick to make me not smell worse?

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im gonna have to take a trip to walgreens today because its the only one stop shop around for cigarettes and the deodorant that i like.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

“They lost one we won’t talk about that one it wasn’t my fault”

“It was Trumps fault”

“i didn’t say it”

STEPHEN A SMITH AND DANHAUSEN TROLLING DONALD TRUMP 😭

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im gonna bring back the whole “pull my finger” bit

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@ShotziTCB i’ll see you in a couple of weeks and we’ll catch up then :)

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@condemned2suffa one of my excoworkers really likes them and would play them during closing and/or opening. i didnt hate them whatsoever.

that was like a year ago though. did they release something new that totally sucks or something?

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@smoothbrainkurt its what happens when you live on 38th street.

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the crackheads in my neighborhood be CRACKHEADIN at 10am right now

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@JordynneGrace @EFFYlives @GCWrestling_ 🤣😂

[Nick FN Gage @thekingnickgage]

Happy pride month to all my people that arent afraid to be themselves

Mdk all fn gay

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im not saying that i dont like taco bell anymore but i dont think its as good as it used to be.

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@LandryWrestling @DanhausenAD @CMPunk @ShotziTCB @Brodyxking @thekingnickgage @HoodFoot418 @orangecassidy @ManceWarner @MrIguana yeah him too

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top five coolest wrestlers in the world right now at this moment:

1. @DanhausenAD
2. @CMPunk
3. @ShotziTCB
4. @Brodyxking
5. @thekingnickgage

fuck you if you disagree.

honorable mentions to @HoodFoot418 and @orangecassidy, @ManceWarner and @MrIguana

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@ManceWarner @BenShearinBrand @SpyderNateWebb yeah i think it was at white river state park in indianapolis for @GCWrestling_

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ive got a rare friday off without work or a show to play so im gonna rip a shot of malort, pop open an old style and watch the 1988 comedic classic “twins” staring arnold schwarzenegger and danny devito on blu-ray.

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im a little late to the game but i just watched one battle after another

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“i am tired / i am weary / i could sleep for a thousand years.”

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@militariegun and @jimmyeatworld playing in places too small for them to ever play again

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buy this for me and i will wear it

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Chalklinehausen tomorrow 👹