Casey

Licensed real estate salesperson @compass

[Casey @caseysoloff]

@Kidholiday @LeBatardShow Nah, bitch, they Polo

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@Kidholiday Bris. ✂️🍆😳

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@WildEastBrewing I’m not touching anything that isn’t at least quadruple decocted.

Btw, what does decocted mean?

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@wfuv You guys are overplaying that Arcade Fire song to DEATH. It’s a good song that you’ve ruined for me. Now I change the channel whenever it comes on. Please, a little more variety.

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Welcome to Homebuying 101 - Starting at 7:30 pm https://t.co/hOeSePI1rf

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@HenrysDeals Hope you're feeling better, Henry. Wishes for a speedy recovery. Your audience needs you.

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@carriemelago Just ask.

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@wfuv please please PLEASE stop playing that Weezer song over and over. It’s not NEARLY good enough to play in such heavy rotation. In fact, it’s SUPER annoying. PLEASE.

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Whenever I give my dog a bath, I put on "Stuck In The Middle With You" and pretend I'm Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs

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Not sure what “slip on the purple banana” means, but it def sounds crazy. #prince

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@bradlander This is a terrible joke.

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People out here acting like pepperoni pizza isn’t just plain pizza with pepperoni on it. #smh

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@wfuv @RitaHoustonWFUV Hey, favorite radio station. Any chance of greater variety in these days where people are listening to the radio all day from home? Only so many times people can listen to the same Haim or Tame Impala song. Thanks!

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@harunoz @NYGovCuomo @JoeBiden @JoeBiden has already committed to a female VP

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Am I the only one who eats a bag of pretzels just to get to the stash of salt at the bottom?

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"According to this notecard, you suck. How will you suck less if you are elected president?" -Every question in the #DemocraticDebate

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What’s the most obnoxious hybrid dog breed name? Has to be “Yorkie-Poo,” right?

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You just don't meet anyone named Aloysius anymore.

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@MarthaKelly3 How much can one spend on a lamp while still being a good guy?