Catturd ™

The turd you can’t flush.

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[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

LOL - Only Trump.

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

Only Trump! - 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

This clown is so full of himself.

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Sean Strickland says he almost died at the UFC White House press conference 😭

“I told the cop if I take my hoodie off, we’re all f*cked. Just f*cking Google me.”

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

If they don’t sign a deal soon, there’s going to be all heII unleashed.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: US and Iran sign an agreement by...?

https://t.co/CdLNuH3vpc

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Nope

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

Death was charging at him in the form of a polar bear 🐻‍❄️😳

He escaped by seconds from one of the world’s deadliest predators 🤯

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Good morning X.

Happy weekend.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

LOL.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Trillionaire maxxing 😂

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Lucy is finally home. 🙏

[Brendan M. Jones 🇺🇸 @brendanmjones]

I'm too spent to offer much of an update, but she's home. She's where she needs to be. There was one final twist, which I will tell you about later. It might be meaningful down the road and it is mingling my relief with a sense of disquiet. But she's home. Thank God.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Should’ve been attempted murder.

[Glendale Arizona FOP Lodge 12 @GlendaleFOP12]

Robert Jacob Hoopes has been sentenced to 30 months in Federal prison for hitting an ICE officer with a rock in Portland last year.

Should've received more time but it's a start.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Such a POS loser.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Sean Strickland was running for his LIFE 😭

"TRUMP BANNED ME, THAT F*CKING PEDOPHILE."

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

FAFO!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING UPDATE: Texas Parole Supervisor who went on unhinged racist rant, slammed the Metcalfs, and said she will protect Karmelo Anthony, has been FIRED, per @SarahisCensored

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

@megynkelly It’s not true you utter fraud.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

🔥🔥🔥

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

AI - just so you know.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Creepy weirdo.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Stephen King Stephen King
in the 70s in his 70s

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

There’s little difference between Eric Swalwell and Thomas Massie.

They’re both disgusting.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

@ShamusChang Do you actually think I had over 100,000 bot purges in the last few months? No way..

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

So according to my analytics, counting my new follows and unfollows - I’ve gained, net, 10,000s of new followers in the past few months, for a grand total of -8,000.

James Woods said the same thing is happening to him.

WTF is going on?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

@Lonesnipes 😂😂😂

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

After having Cynthia West on our podcast today, it’s gonna be hard to even look at Thomas Masshole again.

He’s disgusting 🤮

It’s always the one’s who scream the loudest.

What a POS fraud.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Follows me and tweets

Thomas Massie/Marjorie Taylor Greene, 2028

😂😂😂😂👇👇👇👇

[Keller @Lonesnipes]

@catturd2 I’m so happy I wasn’t born with your brain.