Caitlin Layne

Writer. Editor. Artist. Pug mother. Chicagoan from Kansas. Tattoo enthusiast. Jewelry hoarder. Crime novel junkie. Wife of @sdlayne81

[Tom Crabtree @itsCrab]

How cool would it be to live in a world where George Zimmerman offered Trayvon Martin a ride home to get him out of the rain that night.

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

Via @chrispumpelly BIDEN 2016 !!

[Jessica Galliart @JessicaGalliart]

I dropped a condom on the sidewalk today. Just one more thing Zac Efron and I have in common.

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

Went to @HomeDepot to buy a fridge and w/d and had an ABYSMAL cust srvc experience. Lost a loyal customer today. Pathetic.

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

I am behind a minivan with an Orange County Choppers bumpersticker. The dichotomy is delicious.

[Jessica Galliart @JessicaGalliart]

Oh jesus. Chief Keef got a Kanye blessing RT @kanyewest: GOOD MUSIC CHIEF KEEF REMIX http://t.co/rpCdoSk4

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

What the fuck is happening in the parking lot of this abandoned building?! I believe that is a ship.

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

@MeganYartz woohooooooo!!!

[Slate @Slate]

This is not helpful: http://t.co/Yp8Rz9FL

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

“@TIME: Student loans — for kindergarten? | http://t.co/8hDcXcy8 (via @TIMEMoneyland)” Jesus H Christ

[Jason Kottke @jkottke]

Damn, I love these watercolor maps by @stamen. http://t.co/uiTXM1F6

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

Walmart's net sales are bigger than the GDP of Norway. http://t.co/48R9SXvX

[West Wing Report (Edited by Paul Brandus) @WestWingReport]

This was actually a topic of discussion today: whose hair is worse: Blago or Trump?

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

Muck Fizzou today and always.

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

@JessicaGalliart parking lot down the street from me has large sign::: Caution: Vehicle Brake-Inns on the Rise.
Facepalm.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Just heard 50 Cent rap "Swallow that lollipop". All jokes aside that's seriously fucking irresponsible.

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

I can't be the only person who's excited that Rascal Flatts are playing a show with Boyz II Men.

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

@JessicaGalliart and French tip acrylics! It's like every night is prom night!

[Caitlin Layne @catewhite]

Spent the weekend in Napa Valley looking at wedding locale. Beautiful.