The jury has reached a verdict. You are guilty of shaking the treat bag and only dispensing three pieces. The Gavel of Power will now decide your fate. Court is officially in session...
Don't bother trying to bribe the Supreme Bench with logic.
Acceptable forms of judicial sway:
Premium catnip πΏ
Salmon treats π
A tiny cardboard box on the judge's podium π¦
Guilty until proven purr-fect. βοΈ
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π "Is court adjourned?"
Court is adjourned when I knock this gavel off the edge of the bench.
Until then, you are under Catβs Jurisdiction. βοΈ #SupremeCat#GavelOfPower#USSuperJustice
Court is officially in session.
βοΈ I hold the Gavel of Power, the Swirling Staff of Absolute Law, and a complete lack of emotional attachment to your case.
Objection overruled. Meow.
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