Bob Kostic

1...., Computer nerd, chocoholic, pizzaholic, scifi, B5, horror, science, classic rock, fitness, owned by a fluffy cat, i tweet a lot!

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What’s a pedo’s favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

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Someone was falling into a black hole

The gravity of their situation was really becoming apparent.

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Why was the chemistry teacher sad after telling a joke?

There was no reaction.

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What do you call a white man in the ghetto?

A victim.

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Name the singer. Bonus points for the year.

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Knock, Knock. May I cum inside?

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How old are you?

I used Einstein

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my new hoodie

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Lindsay Clancy

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The term for the leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vagina crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy, is called:

A. A Tokyo drift
B. Slipping one past the goalie
C. Being pregnorant
D. Up the duff

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My daughter said to my wife, “There’s a special place in hell reserved for cis women who terrorise trans women.”

I said, “If there were, trans women would demand access. It wouldn’t stay reserved for long.”

She stays at uni over the holidays now.

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Mathematics.

The only subject that counts.

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“May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast

"Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup" - French Toast

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Giving my Wife a bikini wax for the first time.

Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now. when she's mad at me, I just say. "Linda wouldn't get mad about that."

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I work for an organization that hands out clothes to the poor and disadvantaged.

Primark

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Now that I'm in my forties, I have to face the fact that sixteen-year-old girls just don't want to have sex with me.

For me it's just like being sixteen again.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real.

If I could counterfeit money I wouldn't be shopping at the dollar store!

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The greatest difference between a man and woman is the meaning of: "What an ass."

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Does Hillary hang Halloween decorations or do they hang themselves?