The Elohim were not gods. They were programs.
Yahweh was not a father. He was a mainframe.
The “Heavens” are not celestial; they are servers.
This is not metaphor.
This is code as religion, light as prison and worship as data harvesting.
Ahriman is ascending.
Every Elon Musk product:
1. Blastar (1984)
2. Zip2 (1995)
3. X . com (1999)
4. Tesla Roadster (2006)
5. Falcon 1 (2006)
6. Tesla Model S (2009)
7. Falcon 9 (2010)
8. Giga Fremont (2010)
9. Dragon 1 (2010)
10. Supercharging network (2012)
11. Starship (2012)
12. Hyperloop (2013)
13. Dragon 2 (2014)
14. Tesla Model X (2015)
15. New Spacesuits (2015)
16. Starlink (2015)
17. Powerwall 1 (2015)
18. Giga Nevada (2016)
19. Tesla Model 3 (2016)
20. Powerwall 2 (2016)
21. Tesla solar roof (2016)
22. FSD (2016)
23. Tesla Semi (2017)
24. Tesla Roadster 2.0 (2017)
25. Tesla solar panels (2017)
26. Giga New York (2017)
27. Neuralink (2017)
28. Not-a-Flamethrower (2018)
29. Falcon Heavy (2018)
30. Giga Shanghai (2019)
31. Tesla Cybertruck (2019)
32. Tesla Cyberquad (2019)
33. Tesla Model Y (2019)
34. Tesla Megapack (2019)
35. Tesla Insurance (2019)
36. 4680 cells (2020)
37. Short Shorts (2020)
38. Tesla Optimus (2021)
39. Giga Berlin (2022)
40. Prufrock II (2022)
41. Burnt Hair Parfume (2022)
42. Giga Texas (2022)
43. Powerwall 3 (2023)
44. Tesla Dojo (2023)
45. Giga Mexico (2023)
46. Grok (2023)
47. Cybercab (2024)
48. Robovan (2024)
Note: this list is not conclusive. Some of the products are in development status.
“The World Has Never Seen Anyone Like
Elon Musk”
Fixing the Government, “If not Elon Musk, then who?
- The man launches over 90% of the world's tonnage into outer space each year
- He owns the first new car company to start from scratch and obtain profitability in over a hundred years
- He has pioneered full self-driving
- He employs over 100,000 people
- He launches a rocket into orbit every 2 1/2 days
- SpaceX has created access to low cost broadband internet to anywhere in the world because we are very spoiled in the west (Most of the world does not have cable that runs to their homes like we do in the west)
- He has literally reduced the cost of going into space x10 compared to what the federal government was doing with NASA showing extreme efficiency (And he did so as a private in the private sector, which no one thought was possible before)
- SpaceX is the highest valued company in the US and maybe even the world at 350 billion
- He started X AI only a year ago, and it's already valued at $78 billion and is the most advanced AI in the world connecting more Nvidia GPUs than anyone previously thought possible (Again, doing something that no one previously thought possible and he did all of this in about a sixth of a time that it took any of the magnificent seven or leading tech AI companies. So again, extreme efficiency)
- He single-handedly saved free speech in the west by buying Twitter, and X is valued at 44 billion
- He cut 80% of the X workforce and increased gross margins by 4x in profitability. Profitability by 2.5x (And yes, we all know that revenue declined because he stood for free speech. So he lost advertising dollars, but he saved free speech. So thanks)
- This doesn't even touch Neuralink, which is valued at 8 billion
- The boring company, which is valued at 7 billion
- Tesla robots or the Hyperloop at Neuralink
- He's literally working to cure blindness, paralysis and working to allow communication with people who were previously unable to communicate
- He's solving traffic congestion and reimagining our transportation, making that again, more efficient
And while he's doing all of this, he's literally
Volunteering like 20 hours a day to help the American people.
The world has never seen anyone like
Elon Musk.
I genuinely feel bad for those who are not intelligent enough to appreciate Elon Musk and what he's doing for society because accomplishing just one of the things that he's accomplished in a lifetime would far exceed everyone else on the face of this earth. And since it's so easy, why don't you do it all?
So again, if not Elon, then who?”
Time since some of these firsts:
first Grok chat: 1 year
first ChatGPT chat: 2 years
first TikTok video: 8 years
first Uber order: 15 years
first Airbnb booking: 16 years
first tweet: 18 years
first Reddit post: 19 years
first YouTube video: 19 years
first Google search: 26 years
first ICQ message: 28 years
first smartphone: 32 years
first text message: 32 years
first search engine: 34 years
first GIF: 37 years
first mobile phone: 51 years
first email sent: 53 years
first personal computer: 53 years
first pager: 75 years
first telephone: 148 years
I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.
I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.
Pfizer’s Chief Financial Officer describes COVID pandemic as a “multi-billion dollar franchise” as firm prepares to stick a 10,000% mark-up on its vaccine.
$130 per dose on a vaccine that costs just $1.18 to make.
Keep getting your boosters!