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@AdamNMayer Geographically, the peninsula’s southern border should be from Alviso to the ocean via the most direct path. This bisects Mountain View.

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@PoliticsAndEd They should be randomly metal and concrete. Every 10th one

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@theiaincameron Someone should create a lake inside with another island with a smaller lake inside…

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@DrFojo @ky__zo No problem. I have a soft spot for the city too. I wish I could have seen the cable cars that far out

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@DrFojo @ky__zo Not looking for a fight. Just stating that the build quality of homes is substandard

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@DrFojo @ky__zo Housing stock has similarities. The quoted tweeted image could be either

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@DrFojo @ky__zo It definitely does. Just wish the homes were less moldy. Rough environs for wooden homes

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@DrFojo @ky__zo In a sunset home? Glad your home is in better shape neighbor!

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@DrFojo @ky__zo I’m guessing you’ve never lived in a home in the Sunset, like in the original pic

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@ShaanVP Efficient frontiers

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@hizaga Amazing! Sounds like that was built at the tippy top of the boom

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133 dog years on this site. 🎈

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@Weggster @hizaga Bolivians have been doing this for centuries https://t.co/qqAivTK8Rp

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@Pv @GergelyOrosz Also, enrollment in community colleges is cheap. Sfcc is free if you are a resident

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@swyx Now I’m curious about their underwriting quality

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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