Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈)

“Florida's Greatest Comedian"-Everyone 🎙WORLD WAR Z PODCAST⚡️2.4 GPA Kent State Grad⚡️IG: chadzumock 🏀 KMART READY! 🏀 The Mud 🦈🦈🦈 WE'RE DOING IT!

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

We hit the goal to produce my comedy special in less than two weeks. I can’t thank you all enough—we’re officially moving forward!

That said, people are still donating to the campaign. GoFundMe has an “Ultimate Goal” option, so I decided to unlock it.

There is zero obligation to donate, but if you choose to, 100% of every additional dollar will go right back into making this special even better. I’m not asking for anything extra—I’m simply leaving the option open for those who were planning to donate later.

I never imagined we’d hit the original goal in under two weeks. Thank you again to everyone who donated, shared the campaign, and believed in this project. Let’s go make a comedy special!

https://t.co/RaIxHTaHkr

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@MamaFitzroy That’s what people say when they fizzle out. Comedy quit him

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

Someone sent me a timestamp of Melton claiming he was on I Love the ’90s on VH1. For years, he’s also claimed he was played on SiriusXM.

Last year, my buddy Jack Vaughn, who heads SiriusXM Comedy, told me Melton wasn’t anywhere in their system. Today, I texted my buddy Greg Altman, a producer on those VH1 I Love the… shows, and he said he’d never heard of Melton and that he never appeared on any VH1 programming.

No one more full of shit than Melton about his career. He barely was a feature act and always lied about his credits. Keep drinking his kool-Aid dummies.

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@VEGAS_702 I am aware of those shows from Brandt

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@AkaWhacked @streamyardapp It all helps Brother

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

Sorry guys, literally no sound at all today in streamyard. @streamyardapp sucks and I want my money back for the entire year.

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@MDav014 @streamyardapp No.

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@ScouseGhost7 @streamyardapp not at all fag

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

Cumia went on BYB last night to call me a loser. The lack of self-awareness is incredible. He might actually be dumber than Stuttering John.

Need more proof? He paid Geno and Bill Schultz for 10 years straight!

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@jessicaflatcat I need proof

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

Should I go live today? I have so much to say.

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

I have a donor who is willing to pay Pat $400 to come on my show for an hour. That's more than I made from my show with Karl and more than he makes on his own show any given night. He can't run to Levy for protection either...it has to be just him and me. It'll be interesting to see how he tries to spin this or get out of it, but the offer is real.

Let's stop pretending.

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

You're right everyone, Pat and Cumia are killing it!

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@AnthonyCumia Was that your big joke? How are the chat rooms and video games working out for you these days? With hobbies like those, you'd think you'd be the kind of guy who'd go to prom with a 17-year-old while in your 50s.

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@DOOMSPAYUH Dont you feel deep down you're a piece of shit?

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@palm_arny she aint

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

Hey Sat Night Live @nbcsnl How's Bowen Yang doing these days?

#DumbFucks

[Variety @Variety]

Shane Gillis has made comedy history and broken the Guinness World Record for the most tickets sold for a comedy show by a solo comedian, with 76,212 tickets sold for his July 17 show in Philadelphia.

https://t.co/nxrNCnbjPU

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@bravo32172 No but you will because you're dumb and drink Melton's Kool Aid. I wish you well but you're misguided

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

Hey guys, I'm looking for "A LOSER" who will laugh at everything I say, tell me how great I am on mic every show, and work for free. Just to be clear: there's ZERO pay, but you can pretend you're part of something...kind of like JT or Pat's off-mic loser. I NEED A LOSER FOR MY SHOW! If you're interested, please contact me directly. (LOSERS ONLY)

[Chad Zumock (THE Z-MAN 🦈🦈🦈) @chadzumock]

@BrennanStink He's collecting disability begging for bigger people and channels retweet him (And they do) It's hilarious how they think they're winning at anything