jade🧚🏾‍♀️

♎️ ♒️ ♊️ = the best detacher

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

@FrownBrown1 Had that man tooted up

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

March came and left like they had somewhere to be 😮‍💨

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Verizon get your damn shit togetherrrrrrr. I can’t even make calls while my family is going through a death!!!!!

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

I need @leonthomas to come back to DC. Just run that whole set back!!!!

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

WHERE IS MILO?!?!?!

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Man. Sarah Paulson is acting her damn ass offffff

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

@Flicky0ps @JuvyWicks Used to working for an ophthalmologist here. Usually the doctor performs a retinoscopy which shines a light in the baby’s eyes and watch how it reflects. That shows them how the eye bends the light. With the help of eye drops to dilate, the prescription is fairly easy to measure

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Just rewatched snakes on a plane. Dawg I’m crying. Why did this shit scare me so bad as a child😂😂😂

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

It’s really the range for me✨✨

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

In the city member used to drive a Yukon
I pick up whenever you call
In the parking lot in Tucson like are you with me
In the phantom with the roof gone🎶

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Next season, they need to make it where the girls vote for the boy and the boys for the girl. This shit getting outta hand now.

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

This challenge is murdering me

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Hannah now what the fuck did I just see?

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Did she just try to kiss him???? #LoveIsland

[Food Network @FoodNetwork]

We are deeply saddened to share the news that beloved chef, Anne Burrell, passed away this morning. Anne was a remarkable person and culinary talent – teaching, competing and always sharing the importance of food in her life and the joy that a delicious meal can bring. Our thoughts are with Anne’s family, friends and fans during this time of tremendous loss.

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

The one time Austin votes right, everybody else fumbled. Then the preview got me confused cause how y’all talking cash shit the same night y’all stood behind her nut ass? Send her ass packing. She needs to see her daughter anyway.

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Huda sis. He did what the couples are supposed to do. Please for the love of all things Holy, RELAXXXXX. Jeremiah ain’t shit but he actually made sense this one time. Fuckggikgfhkij

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Inject Burning Blue into bloodstream now

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Idc idc idc. Taylor is adorable. I need him to get his stuff right with my girl Olandria before I have to dislike him though 😂😂

[jade🧚🏾‍♀️ @champagnemami_8]

Coming from a delulu bitch, Huda is pissing me tf off. You picturing moving in with this nigga after 5 days? Do you know his last name?!?!?!!? #LoveIsland