Charlie Bird

I'm a happy Boston Terrier who likes treats, chewing, walking, and sleeping.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Was not my intention to poo inside on the nice cream carpet. Soz parents. Regrets it. Won't do it again blah blah http://t.co/jihYAm552Y

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Someone hates my freedom! Reported to Dog Control for "roaming", then manhandled by officer. Feeling victimised. May seek damages.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Playing a fun game! I make a smell. I leave the room. I wait for them to realise. They scream. I smile. Life is good.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

you got that right. RT @akianz
FACT: Boston Terriers are ridiculously CUTE

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

@maupuia STAR WARS!

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

hey @Chester116 I'm a member of the NZ Boston Club too - nice to see that you tweet too!

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Ahem. Think a certain someone might be missing from this list: http://t.co/2613UoB2

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

I have done my best sad face for over 10 minutes now and yet NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME CHEESE. This is surely neglect. I fart in disgust.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Also, I farted.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Ha ha! Amusing belly-tickle dog friend! http://t.co/6qg7Erh

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

hoping all my fellow dogs are ok in christchurch. and their humans. please be ok!

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Gifts from @puppy_tales - thank you Cress and Eddie! I love squeaky furry bones :-) Oops, farted.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Plan for the day: supervise humans set up for Webstock; take nap; get tummy rub; eat; get tummy rub; sleep.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Note to self: eating blood and bone results severe bodily unpleasantness. Don't do it again.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

My human friend @ludwigw came to stay for the weekend. He's gone home now. I miss him. Luckily I stole one of his socks as a keepsake.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Thank you for your nice messages of support. You are nice and I fart in gratitude for caring about me.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

A vulgarian tried to eat me, but as well as being extremely good looking, i am very tough & will be ok - scars'll just add my bitch appeal.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

@websam Hello human. I am following you. I await instructions...and look forward to receiving gifts of cheese & meat & tummy rubs & bitches

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

Received satisfying tummy rub & chin tickle. Farted in gratitude. Unimpressed by ungrateful response.

[Charlie Bird @charliebird]

For the dog who has everything: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living/Pets-animals/Dogs/Grooming/auction-311638773.htm