Charlie Shafter

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

What did I learn in my time away from Twitter? You can be on the cutting edge of health and wellness just by skipping breakfast. It’s called intermittent fasting and I highly recommend it if you want to be super hungry at lunch, eat taco bell and shit your pants later.

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

@NFLonFOX Caleb

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Than you Ray!

[Ray Wylie Hubbard @raywylie]

SAFARI - Album by Charlie Shafter | Spotify hey i don't hardly ever do this but i highly recommend checking out ⁦charlie shafter..his songs are so good, 3 of the 9 muses Calliope, Euterpe and Polyhymnia must adore him. https://t.co/KGH6R8Qu0H

[Ray Wylie Hubbard @raywylie]

SAFARI - Album by Charlie Shafter | Spotify hey i don't hardly ever do this but i highly recommend checking out ⁦charlie shafter..his songs are so good, 3 of the 9 muses Calliope, Euterpe and Polyhymnia must adore him. https://t.co/KGH6R8Qu0H

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

@GDarrenStout @DanielMarkham @MadSciDorn Thanks yall!!!

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

@MCMTDoesntSuck @ShelbyLeeLowe @summerdeanmusic @eaglerockgospel Thank you!

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

Oh, you like the style of the 90s? Do it then. Put the puke shells on. If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

I already tried to get into Television and failed once, and that was back when I had to actually buy Marquee Moon on CD for the attempt. So, sorry Geese. None for me, please.

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@DanielMarkham Have they not been already?

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

AI will never replace fresh Cilantro

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@DanielMarkham I did this summer as well!!

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

@JerryAzumah $2 per bag with a cap of $10 for carry out.

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

Hey acoustic guitar players! I can hear your light strings…they sound…light.

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

Telluride Bluegrass Festival Founder: what if we had a festival that was exactly like the hundreds of other bluegrass festivals in America every year only at this one…no one can breathe.

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@StuartFloresIII Grew up eating it in the Midwest!

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

Also, I think Portland, Austin and Asheville should all get together and just decide who is going to do this…

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

There’s a lot of dudes in Asheville look like they’d want to show you their sword collection.

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@smokingsexxtion Black Diamond Bay

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

If I had one piece of advice I’d give aspiring musicians it would be to practice lightly. If you become too good, good music will be boring for you and you’ll end up playing music no one wants to listen to.

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

@DanielMarkham I’m convinced you just make up names of movies and bands to make me feel even more out of touch.

[Charlie Shafter @CharlieShafter]

It’s been brought to my attention that some people buy a new swimsuit every summer. Where I come from, you only get to do that if it falls off in a lake. Otherwise, that is your swimsuit…in perpetuity.