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"I hope you can all forgive me" said Sheeran in a very natural and off the cuff statement.

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Sheeran clarified that he isn't the only victim here, sending love to Robert Kraft who has to go through online backlash without being able to lean on his friend Jeffery Epstein for support.
https://t.co/JbUfJcRefC

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Many are shocked that Ed Sheeran took such a strong stance on making himself the victim, instead of seeing both sides of the issue.

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Nation’s cardiologists thankful prelims are over
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"If the final quarter of either match went for just one minute longer, we would have seen heart attacks around the country."

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Pre-Order the book now and receive a signed copy of the book which was written by one of the writers of the original Chaser Newspaper! https://t.co/NxtbUyQcZv

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Announcing our new book 'The Final Edition'. A book full of satirical stories that manage to always be relevant.

To celebrate, we are doing a book launch in Sydney! Host Craig Reucassel will be joined by author Arion McNicoll and special surprise guests! https://t.co/inZSdnkCrK

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He dedicates two hours every day to finding posts from fans of women's sport so he can leave condescending replies

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Pauline Hanson has written a helpful guide on who to direct anger at so you can keep being as angry as she needs until the next election: https://t.co/EptQCTvwo0

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This after Ed Sheeran, one of the highest earning artists of all time who sings about the importance of love and friendship, threw his friend Macklemore under the bus after the rapper said ‘Free Palestine’ at Sheeran’s concerts.
https://t.co/w1ll8T15VZ

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Sheeran hopes the updated song will help people not ‘pick sides’ on things like love, friendship and genocide.

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“I am sorry for any hurt my comments have caused to the News Corp community who were forced to endure criticising me."

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Full article here: https://t.co/WEGxIkpvl7

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Trump took things a step further by declaring that the song 'You're The Voice' now belongs to the Jonas Brothers.

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President Trump has announced plans to award himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom in honour of his heroics.

Full article here: https://t.co/MCwjuaXWcR

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"No one saw me save the day on 9/11 because I was moving too fast"

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"Before you eat the cupcakes, let’s all smile for a social media pic.”

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"Fuck me, is it that time of year already?"

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The Coalition have also accused teachers of trying to make children respect everyone and see women as human beings.