General Turgidson

It’s not courage to resist me, it’s courage to accept me. Relax, the suns going to explode in a billion years anyway, and there will be nothing left of us.

[General Turgidson @Chasert55]

@cocainsocialist Any one of those dudes would have you locked up in a chest with a gag ball in your mouth.

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@GlynnErnesto Pfffff. Most of the people in your country want you dead. They openly sing songs about it and everything. Sit this one out.

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@Dan_Baz_Collier @bigbooty_TD No, you don’t recall. Are you referring to the English Channel? Cause that’s the only thing that stopped the nazis.

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@PintMerchants1 Bros just jealous that we told those British dipshits to fuck off and they can’t even kick them out of their tiny island.

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@giggsclass1 You guys having been relevant since the spice girls, little homie.

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@ccfc_07 Sooooo….. after we whipped your ass, you floated home and built a place to get drunk and watch dudes run around?

Checks out.

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@crawlings13 If you were anymore of a bitter bitch, you’d be a dog named coffee.

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@BlackYellow Football

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@giggsclass1 Don’t you twinks wear scarfs to a game? What the fuck is this, Hogwarts?

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@alfie887 @vilechelsea12 Highly entertaining.

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@vilechelsea12 Kazakhstan ain’t got shit on south Alabama.

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@PhysioPeck @JackDunc1 Nah, we don’t get arrested for twitter post over here.

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@Jamie_K420 When I think about sports in the UK, I think about the overwhelming smell of piss and fat chicks.

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@KevinTrainor33 @HaydenA40354547 @LouSirr101 If it was worth a fuck, then there wouldn’t be a USA, would it?

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@LouSirr101 No history maybe, but at least they have working plumping. I can’t imagine the reek of piss coming off that place.

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@allmoshnopit There seems to be an innate amount of jealousy coming from these euro cunts. It’s not our fault your food sucks and live on a tiny, damp island.

Also, fuck the king.

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@DLeniscran These brothers would literally tear you apart like a scone. Or, feel free to insert whatever horrible food you lames eat for this analogy.

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@JackOfAllGamess Nah, soccer is gay.

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@L1s0wsk4 Nobody cares what you dipshits think