Chaty Jones

Some say he once swam from New York City to Kalamazoo, MI. They would be wrong.

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I don't have a lot of friends. But I know a crap ton of people who I don't mind drinking with

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Sunk cost fallacy: see also, Taiwan Walker

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General consensus is it's the last inning they were at bat. Correct, @Phillies ?

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@Phillies What's the 4 in the corner of the field icon mean?

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Go Birds!

2 days till pitchers and catchers report

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Just give the MVP to the entire Eagles defense

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WTF Netflix

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Seriously, why is Taiwan Walker still on this team?

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Why is Taiwan Walker still on this team?

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Why is Taiwan Walker still on this team?

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Why is Taiwan Walker still on this team?

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Why is Taiwan Walker still on this team?

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Why is Taiwan Walker still on this team?

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Why is Taiwan Walker still on this team?

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

Franzke: You know, he's got a brother named Dixon. Mason and Dixon.

LA: Well, Scott, you gotta draw the line somewhere.

@FranzkeLA

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

1000000000000066600000000000001 is a prime number…it is also a palindrome.

It’s called ‘Belphegor's prime.’

‘Belphegor’ refers to one of the Seven Princes of Hell (due to the ‘666’ in the middle & the 13 zeroes on either side).

So that’s cute.

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

did we just give weird al 172m

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Oh well. 4 months till pitchers and catchers report

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Because of course he is

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A better way would be if they just played beer pong while everyone yells expletives about their moms and sisters at them while listening to Pantera at full volume

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

The Arizona Diamondbacks are trying to replicate what Citizens Bank Park will be like in the NLCS with crowd noise loudly piped in during their batting practice. The tape exists from the 2020 Covid season.

[Dave Zangaro @DZangaroNBCS]

If it wasn’t for the fans, the noise, the reporters, the playoff structure and the sprinklers, the Braves would have totally won that series.