Len Barker’s Perfect Game

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

THANK U!!! I find this type of communication to b incredibly toxic. & before u come at me, Im saying this from personal experience ok? I used to b like this. You know, talking in movie quotes, slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks at Truffonis, real piece of shit.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

ITYSL energy

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

this gotta be the worst acting i ever seen LMAOOOO

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

Was riding the tube and heard about the Queen’s passing. Absolutely devastating.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

The less you wear a mask and vaccinate, the more people working in public health make off your tax dollars. Checkmate, conservatives.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

Getting a dental issue checked out on a whim tomorrow like some sort of opulent aristocrat. This is like the millennial equivalent of being a millionaire.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

I live in a hellscape where both my own and my roommate’s Netflix are overbooked. What the hell am I supposed to do here? Read a newspaper?

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

These individuals will also sooner risk breaking down on 77 than getting gas at the BP because they’re terrified that someone might try to sell them a rose.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

~90% of the people crying about the Cleveland Guardians go to a max of three games a year, do so exclusively for dollar dogs/fireworks and invariably pay 40 bucks for parking on E 9th.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

Well gang, having long hair is a wrap. Someone told me I look like Chris D’Elia tonight.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

They really convinced these idiot American conservatives that we need to invade Cuba like it’s 1961 lmao

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

Aglio e olio bangs so much harder than it has any right to.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

@PitchingNinja Mickey Mouse 15 Ks.

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

@PicnicWithSanta Honestly vaccinating Noo-Noo seems counterproductive. All Noo-Noo does is succ.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

crazy how the 4th of july is on 4/20 this year

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

When I heard the news about Donald Rumsfeld on my evening commute

[RetcH @RetcH07BIX]

SOMETIMES U GOTTA SMOKE A BLUNT ON A CROWDED TRAIN

[Mali @Swilliampson]

This one too

[Len Barker’s Perfect Game @cheapcerveza]

The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or Francis Scott Key

[🏹🖤 @2wo_tone]

@_BushidoB_ “Happy Juneteenth my brotha”