Dewey Cheatem & Howe

The Southwest Region's premier totally legitimate intellectual property and commercial litigation firm. #SWCCDC

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Extended! Still time for registered #SWCCDC teams to turn in their @CheatemHoweCCDC work for feedback in time for Qualifiers.

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We're extending our warm-up round to allow teams who just registered the opportunity to participate. Get your submissions in by February 1st!

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We're searching for an expert witness to potentially testify related to large-scale electric fences. Does anyone know someone? Hoping this won't be necessary, but better safe than sorry.

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We're excited to welcome aboard Taylor Smith, our interim CIO whose bold leadership has already resulted in our firm having a web site. Great things ahead! Join us! #SWCCDC https://t.co/CjA9qL4olY

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(Teams who register for #SWCCDC will receive access to our optional take-home virtual Dewey Cheatem & Howe practice scenario, and have the opportunity to get feedback before Quals, so sign up early!)

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We're hiring for a team of up to eight talented IT professionals. Won't you join us? https://t.co/CjA9qLlZKy #CCDC #SWCCDC @SWCCDC

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Our all star team of litigators will be arguing in court tomorrow that our client is absolutely the sole owner of the letters A, C, and G; and has a strong claim to T.

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Exciting things coming in the world of genetics and chickens! https://t.co/TbD4oTEoiN

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Another batch of bad cards back from the printers for the new crop of associates. Why do they keep leaving out the punctuation?

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@bdeetz Please tell your cousin to visit https://t.co/xz8ic39m10. This is not legal advice.

Also, that link may be broken as we just fired our entire IT department and the new team hasn't started yet.

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We are excited to be working with some crisp new clients to bring exciting innovation rapidly to market in 2019. #HearMeRoar #SWCCDC

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The wheels of justice turn slowly, but they grind exceedingly fine. 2/2

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We are pleased, at long last, to announce the favorable resolution of a 17 year old case arising from our firm's involvement in the Enron bankruptcy. As we have long maintained, and the Supreme Court has now confirmed, you CAN spit on an SEC agent, as long as he punches back. 1/