Benjamin

27. Had to make a bet, so I bet on my self.

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

What a great day to be alive.

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

😭😭😭🤣 facts tho… they ass backwards

[bucks @binspawn]

Girls love guys with no car im thinking of getting rid of mine

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

good thing god created a few million of you right😭😂 they really be thinking they special

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Being sexy and letting no one hit is actually so fun

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

Shit was obvious too. We was getting NO calls.

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

I know Knicks won but refs were seriously rigging that shit man

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

bruh that be problem😭😭 pick 1

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Wanting princess treatment knowing you are a hoe is insane.

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

Over the past month I’ve started talking to 5 different women 5 who were all going on vacation within the next week or just coming back from one. It’s actually disgusting these are the women we were dealt. & they think they getting cuffed in the end😭😭😭🤣 hiliariousssss

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

if you go on vacation and have more than 2-3 photos you probably didn’t actually enjoy it

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

I say this all time… there’s definitely a silent war between good and evil, and evil seems to be real prominent nowadays.

[Natism @his4Everz]

It’s literally crazy how everyone is like casually evil now.

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

same, only I refuse to lie, your vagina ain’t that special😭🤣 u gone hear the truth even if it means no coochie

[Sukuna @SukunaMbuzi]

Lost way too many women by being too honest. You gotta lie to women in order to keep them bro😭

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

😂😭 i love the internet

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

“wtf man I already shot that chick two times”

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

accurate😂 bunch of broke mfs who act boujee as hell

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

NYC is so fucking annoying because people walk around like they’re the hottest shit to ever exist and they’re like a mid-level communications manager who nobody has ever heard of

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

🤣😭 like surrreee thanks

[redrum @griffisu]

women will really threaten to cut you off like you didn’t already lose the love of your life 3 girls ago

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

😂 they really thought they could spend their 20s doing whatever and someone would be there to save em at the end of it all

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

l think a lot of millennial women are quietly grieving a life they thought they'd have by now.

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

really don’t know how yall do the whole getting to know someone new over and over and over. i personally just can’t do it. literally rather not participate at all.. sad but true

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

that’s cus the ones with a flat ass act like their ass is fat just like the others😭😭🤣💀

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Shit be blowing my mind when my homie going thru it wit a bitch wit no ass

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

lmao, man discovers NPCs are a real life phenomenon

[: @_dxllz7]

YOU GUYS WOULD BE SURPRISED AT HOW MANY PEOPLE JUST SIT IN THEIR HOUSE. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

🤣 only those who live alone feel rhis in their soul. Just the bathroom upkeep is an hr a week of cleaning💀

[Softboy @softboywin]

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic lmfao

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

😭🤣🤣 same way they convinced em a slightly stronger version of the flu was good reason to get locked at home. 3 brain cells and 2 of em aint working!

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

how did they convince people that chatgpt is emptying the oceans of water?

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

when ya vibe different they can’t help but be addicted to ya😆 I be meeting a woman and 48 hours later she inloveee with the kid

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

they so used to suckas that when a boss come around they don’t know how to act

[GehGeh @official_Gegeh]

Women hate when you are not stup!d

[Benjamin @Chedddaa]

sounds like a great app idea

[sea @neverlie]

we seriously need to put every false accuser on a registry