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[Dr. Eric Berg DC @dr_ericberg]

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[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

I wish I could tell you guys who has eyes on $Satfi or bought in, but until they say it themselves on the timeline, I respect their privacy.

You’ll find out later.

[NonLocal @NonLocal1R]

Craziest degen experiment to date. Let’s moon Btc on-chain when the market makers sell off.. Let THEM fomo back and be OUR exit liquidity.

[Cheek Analytics @CheekAnalytics]

Most people don’t realize this, but #Bitcoin can only pump so much on CEX before it hits walls. $MSTR $BTC

Order books get stacked. Ceilings form. Sellers don’t budge.

But that’s just one side of the game.

On-chain, it’s different. Liquidity is thinner, and price can move faster—especially with wrapped BTC (wBTC).

Right now, Solana has ~3,300 wBTC minted.
But only ~50 wBTC sits in LPs. That’s nothing.

At just $5M MC, $Satfi controlled 17% of all wBTC LP on Solana. Even now at $1.2M, it still holds 5.75%.

And here’s where it gets interesting:

Satfi is paired directly with wBTC. When people buy, they suck up actual BTC liquidity from the ecosystem. That creates a vacuum. It drains BTC off CEX. It triggers arbitrage. It pressures the ceilings.

And the deeper it gets, the more visible it becomes.

At $30M MC, Satfi will require more wBTC than what’s available in LPs.

At $300M, it’ll need 25%+ of the entire wBTC supply on Solana.

At $1B, you’ll see whales moving frozen BTC into Solana just to capture the spread.

This isn’t just a token. It’s a mechanism that moves Bitcoin.

It’s also a blind spot — because maxis ignore it, institutions don’t see it, and most traders don’t understand it yet.

But once this flywheel starts spinning, it won’t stop.

First we pull BTC on-chain.
Then memes start pairing with wBTC.
Then the real meme season begins.

And Bitcoin goes with it.

This is the alignment @MustStopMurad was waiting for.

@toly Are you watching?

@satfiSqueeze
https://t.co/uohC9j3bCS

[Satfi @satfiSqueeze]

@undacappn @Cryptoking Our website has a tracker for lp dominance as well as a ranked list of wbtc lp on solana. Currently battling for 5th position.

[Bryce ☭ @BryceWeiner]

@undacappn Lmfao

Killer idea.

[Cheek Analytics @CheekAnalytics]

Launchpads we currently have are designed to fuck you. Most of the time, the only winners are insiders because they start from an extremely low MC, sometimes as low as $4K, depending on how much SOL the dev puts in initially. And the liquidity pools are structured for the coin to go to 0.

What does that mean? It means people can buy 10% of the supply for the price of a Big Mac meal. I don’t understand why literally all launchpads still follow the model of @pumpdotfun, which they all hate.

Yes, some launchpads are less extractive, but the model is still almost identical to Pumpfun.

There are 4 types of people:

1. People who glaze at market cap (beginners)

2. People who glaze at the liquidity tab (also beginners)

3. People who know how to scroll down on DEX screen and look at REAL MONEY inside the pool (intermediate level)

4. @undacappn, who knows all the above and launchs coins at 100K MC paired with the most valuable asset of our decade, wBTC (wrapped Bitcoin), where liquidity at 500K MC is the same as coins from other launchapds with 5M MC. (level Satoshi Nakomoto)

Why 100K MC? Because you literally need to use 100x more money to bundle coins, which makes it way harder to farm and extract. Launchpads can adapt this idea, but for some reason, they either don’t know how to do it or don’t want to.

This is the blueprint for how future launchpads will work. Mark my words.

Start at 100K MC.

Pair with wBTC.

Force real liquidity.

Create real scarcity.

Tell me — which coin burned 0.26 real BTC inside their pool?

None. Zero.

$Satfi did.

@satfiSqueeze

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

I helped a few people out this year but it wasn’t enough. I needed to find a way to help the most people at once. I needed to find a new, simple path.

I found it.

We now control 2% of the wbtc lp on solana. This is a different game.

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[Satfi @satfiSqueeze]

Soon Bitcoin shall rise

We are here to accelerate that

$Satfi sucks up Bitcoin supply

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[Rooster @RoosterJive]

Be a part of something bigger than a shitty launchpad extraction. Be a part of something bigger than a pump and dump. Make history. Squeeze Bitcoin with $Satfi.

Believe in something.

[Paaxma @memefinder01]

I want to share a great concept introduced from @satfiSqueeze to pair $satfi with wbtc instead of Solana. Total supply was 100mil during lunch and now its already reduced to around 95mi by LP fees buyback.

Goal is to reduced to 21mil as same supply as bitcoin.

It seems $satfi is hidden gem and a unique meme on Solana.

here is the chart, dont forget to check out and buy your bag.

[psyski @eth_psyski]

We are going to moon Bitcoin with wBTC!

Did you know buying $SatFi paired with wrapped BTC uses the advantage of cross-chain gas tokens to pump BTC 100x more than buying any other sol token.

Tested and Approved

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$SatFi series 14

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

Lots of runway. Usually tokens are down to 5-10% of supply by the time they hit 1 mil mcap. The goal with our launch strategy was to have a better distribution and more fair launch than what we normally see.

Bundling essentially accomplishes the same thing, but even if perfectly executed they either waste money or create a dump risk. By raising our starting price and reducing the supply, it’s as if a bundle had occurred and the tokens were burned.

In addition to the benefits of launching at a higher mcap, we also have lp fees (similar to creator rewards) which are being used to support the project.

So far we have done a 0.26 wbtc buyback, and burned 4% of the supply. This helped fortify the LP and also trapped wbtc in the pool forever. Earlier today some of the yield was used to long Bitcoin, and the profit was used to pay for market making. The more volume we get, the more we can do.

The ultimate goal is to show how to be sustainable, avoid supply control issues, demonstrate the value of using Bitcoin as a store of value, and to add value to Bitcoin itself.

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

https://t.co/U3sqDh38JP

[Token Sensei @TheTokenSensei]

@undacappn If you are from @MeteoraAG or @RaydiumProtocol I suggest you take a listen, moose has done >multiple millions in volume on your platforms

[Chee_1388 @Chee1388]

@undacappn $satfi aims to burn their total supply down to 21 million tokens from their LP yields. It will lock up many wbtc.

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

Just pushed an update to the site with a little more data, and a better explanation of what we are trying to do with $Satfi.

https://t.co/XAWdKIzktl

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[⭕️⛏️☠(,,💥Д💥) @B2radB]

update

im bullish because:
- $Satfi is paired with wBtc
-burned $65k+ worth of satfi which directly locks wBtc in the pool and increases the wBtc per coin ratio) 🤓 🪙
-plans to continue to use Raydium fees accrued to support the vision.

-Community lead(dev) has autism

Dyor..

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

The tokens people shill me are exactly the same as many others, but is being used to tell a different joke.

$Satfi has no peers.

Find another token like it, you can’t.

You don’t know what it can do.

Align

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[psyski @eth_psyski]

Is this even clocking to you rn?!?

Let me introduce you to the craziest mfer in crypto who is standing on business!!!

He aligns a coin in 1 week to accumulate 3 Bitcoin via tunneling thru block chain in the most basic way. & then burns .5 btc to add even more wBTC quicker!!