Chet Diepraam

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[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA Your unanswered calls were 9m59s just landlines alone. Eventually got hold of someone via whatsap and called me back.
Contact made after 2 hours.
DO BETTER.

You service should match the speed at which you deduct your fees.

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA answer your phones!! Bank is useless.
There is fraud on my card and no one answers your phones. Contact me urgently. You have my details. We spend enough money with you every month... you can call me for a change.

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

🔥 🐎 🏮🪭🧧
Gong Xi Fa Cai
#ChineseNewYear

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@ExxaroResources Dismiss this bully. SAPS make sure he gets a police record. He needs to be made example to other drunken thugs

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Betway_za your Foundation event is being set up for tonight. Corner Corlett driv & High, Bramley, Jhb. Do you have JOC approval from @CityofJoburgZA
And @JoburgMPD
Remember you are making disturbance in a residential area. The venue does not have license to hold events.

[Jo'burg Metro Police Department - JMPD @JoburgMPD]

G20 SUMMIT DAY 2: CRITICAL ROAD CLOSURES

Today is the final day of the summit, meaning high-volume VIP movements are expected as delegates depart.

The rolling closures are active, and motorists are advised that highways and main arterials will be completely closed intermittently to allow convoys to pass. This causes sudden, standstill traffic for 30–60 minutes at a time.

The most critical times for these closures today are:

* Morning: 07:00 – 10:00
* Evening: 15:00 – 20:00

We can confirm that specific closures will be in effect for today, Sunday:

* Nasrec Precinct (Summit Venue):
* Nasrec Road: Closed between Rand Show Road and Shaft 17 Road.

* Rand Show Road: Northern portion closed between the N1 and Nasrec Road.

* Golden Highway: Closed between Rand Show Road and Soweto Highway.

* Booysens Reserve Road: Closed near Crownwood Road.

Sandton and Rosebank:

Expect disruptions on Grayston Drive, Rivonia Road, Maude Street, Oxford Road, and Jan Smuts Avenue as dignitaries move between their accommodations.

Weather services have issued warnings for severe thunderstorms in the Gauteng region today.

The combination of slippery roads, poor visibility, and heavy G20 congestion significantly increases the risk of accidents. We urge drivers to maintain a safe following distance and keep their headlights on at all times.

As of this morning, no new massive highway blockages have been reported, but the network is extremely fragile. Any minor accident will cause gridlock due to the existing G20 pressure.

Motorists are advised to avoid the highways (N1, M1, N12, R21, R24) if possible, and they can use alternatives such as:

* Roodepoort: Use Beyers Naudé Drive, Christiaan De Wet, or Ontdekkers Roads.

* Sandton/North: Use smaller side streets parallel to Rivonia/Oxford (though these will still be busy).

* South: Use Chris Hani Road, Main Reef Road, or Soweto Highway, (where open) to bypass the Nasrec lockdown.

ENDS

Issued by the Johannesburg Metropolitan Police Department Communication Unit #G20SouthAfrica #NatJoints #SaferJoburg #GrowingASaferGauteng

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@CheckersSA @Shoprite_SA ... why not?

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA ... are points / rewards on Vitality accumulated for both Checkers and Shoprite purchases... as its the same partner company and same products.

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA ... are points / rewards on Vitality accumulated for both Checkers and Shoprite purchases... as its the same partner company and same products.

[Gauteng Weather @tWeatherSA]

🔴 BREAKING: FIRST ‘POST’-WINTER TEMPERATURE OF 30°C IN NORTHERN GAUTENG ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON!

🔥 Pretoria 30°C

[Gauteng Weather @tWeatherSA]

⚠️ ALERT: HIGH FIRE DANGER IN GAUTENG ON SATURDAY! WINDY & WARM CONDITIONS FAVOURABLE FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF RUNAWAY FIRES 🔥

[Gauteng Weather @tWeatherSA]

🔴 BREAKING: SIGNIFICANT WARMING IN GAUTENG FROM WEDNESDAY 🔥HIGHEST ‘POST-WINTER’ DAYTIME TEMPERATURES EXPECTED, WITH MERCURY POTENTIALLY PEAKING AT 29°C IN PRETORIA BY FRIDAY!!!

[Gauteng Weather @tWeatherSA]

⚠️ ALERT: SOME MODELS PICKING UP CHANCE OF ICY PRECIPITATION IN THE FORM OF SLEET, GRAUPEL AND/OR WET SNOW IN GAUTENG ON THURSDAY, DUE TO CUT-OFF LOW 🌨️

[Gauteng Weather @tWeatherSA]

🔴 BREAKING: EARLY FORECAST SUGGESTS SMALL CHANCE OF SNOW IN SOUTHERN GAUTENG EARLY ON FRIDAY ☃️

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA wham is the banking app going to be ready for use. The whole day under maintenance with no prior notification to customers. Not good.

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA Done

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA No it's not.

We are getting very angry

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA Fix the banking app

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA Fix the banking app

[Chet Diepraam @ChettyD]

@Discovery_SA Fix the banking app