mrs. worldwide

author, programmer, motorcycle enthusiast debut novel ⋆.˚ Palomino ⊹ ࣪ ˖ coming 2026

[mrs. worldwide @cheyennehooper]

before twitter goes down pls know these tweets will go w me to my grave. gallery wall of these tweets printed in my home one day. hof in my eyes
https://t.co/A5SZXqUwxs

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

the older i get the more i start to think the minions are genuinely funny

[36 Year Old With Pacifier @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

computer remind me to be merciful even when i am consumed by rage

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

"you will be left behind if you dont start using AI in your writing" where are you all going ... i don't want to join you i don't want to be there.

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

Lowkey if i Found out my Husband had a work Wife i would Poison and Kill him

[mrs. worldwide @cheyennehooper]

@beeandthescreen BEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[sydney @demiurgently]

a man with a savings account, deep down, doubts his ability to handle situations as they arise & needs to depend on another man (past self) to take care of him

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

We are witnessing with despair the iniquitous use of hunger as a weapon of war. Burning crops, stealing livestock, and blocking aid are tactics increasingly used by armed militias. As civilians languish in misery, political elites grow fat with impunity. It is time to sanction these abuses and hold accountable those who are responsible for it.

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew that I would grow up to be a weird freak

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

my face when im seated in the movie theater with a large tub of popcorn and a cherry icee

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

the movie itself is just a bonus when i’m at the theater. my main focus is obtaining a bucket of popcorn & a diet coke so big that i need both hands to pick it up

[birdie @asifoncue]

I drink red bull because if I wanted a white monster I’d just talk to my ex

[mrs. worldwide @cheyennehooper]

@triedtruebIue omg don’t forget

[mrs. worldwide @cheyennehooper]

@jayyjxi WHAT??????

[milk @lactosefreemom]

I had my TikTok open and I realized it was shutting down as I was scrolling, it was like I was on the deck of the Titanic

[veet @vveetto]

the whos were a gluttonous materialistic people and the grinch was a figure of divine retribution

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague

[mrs. worldwide @cheyennehooper]

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