ChicagoStatMuse

god I love my football team

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We die for this alpha academy shit Otis and Tozawa FC we are so fucking back.

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I’m so fucking hard at work

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Fucking Crying bills hanging their nuts for no reason

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I’m sorry Chris fuckin Oladakun is backing up today? Fuck it play him he’d be funny.

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Was about to say that McCarthy pick was not his fault but mine used his super power to reverse that pick 6.

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Dak Prescott might be a better qb than Andy Dalton. Just a hunch.

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This is another game where it doesn’t feel like it isnt Bryce young’s fault but Bryce young definitely isn’t helping.

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Chase McLaughlin is the only kicker where the closer gets the less accurate he is.

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Chiefs are straight Freddy fazbear with his ass hairs out cheeks rn.

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Ben Sauls sounds like a Saul Goodman rejected name.

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No one is at MetLife stadium sounds dead.

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Missed XP? Yeah bills better not fuck around and troll with Garrett’s record the football gods will make them have to do trick on it by the end of the game.

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Bills have thrown like 3 times so far they’re trolling Garrett with that sack record.

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Bills have thrown like 3 times so far they’re trolling Garrett with that sack record.

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Had the idea of a Tyler Shough, Spencer Rattler, and Taysom Hill all in one backfield and I immediately felt I needed to repent for my sins.

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I can’t believe the trenches in this Cowboys and Chargers game is “evenly matched”

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Ja’Tavion Sanders has to learn to stop hurdling people because every time I’ve seen him try to hurdle someone he looks like wha about to hurt himself.

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You have no clue how fast I went to google to see that Jordan Poyer is fucking 34. How is he still in the league?

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Cam Ward is like Justin Herbert in the effect that quite literally isn’t his fault.

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Mike Evans hit the upcut celebration after catching a touchdown. This is a subtle nod to the fact that Mike Evans is getting old and is in Jake Paul’s sights for his next boxing match.