𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎.

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍Knowhere's currency...is 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Cosmo no like hyphens.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Paws pressed firm against the window, his snout is forming a heavy fog of condensation he knows Comrade Star-Lord (@RiseOfZiggyStar) will later scold him for.

Yet, the Chief was on high alert. Something was deeply troubling him.

Something…𝐴𝐿𝐼𝑉𝐸.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

But Cosmo havink’ fun.

Board is fun, da?

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Silver man is serious.

[‍ ‍ 𝓠͜͡﹒ 𝖊𝖊𝖓 ‍ 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭͟ ‍ . @DlAMONDSKIN]

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⠀ 𝕿𝗛𝗘⠀ ⠀ -ˏ𓄼⠀𝗠𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧⠀ ⠀ 𝗢𝗙⠀ ⠀ 𝗔𝗡⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗔͟𝗠͟𝗔͟𝗭͟𝗢͟𝗡͟𝗜𝗔𝗡⠀ ⠀ ⺌⠀ ⠀ #⃞𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗘𝗗⠀ ⠀ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
⠀⠀⠀ 𝗕𝗬⠀ ⠀ 𝗚͟𝗢͟͟͡𝗗͟𝗗𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗦⠀ ⠀ ⟢ ⁀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ᯓ★

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[Howard The Duck. @CheapCynicism]

not the 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦.
And as for clients, well, they're about as rare as a 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙑𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘼𝙉 with a retirement plan.
Cause who needs a highly - skilled 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗘𝗬𝗘 when you've got 𝗠𝗦. 𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗘, 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗔 𝗝𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦 & ➪

[Howard The Duck. @CheapCynicism]

mockery they leave myself & the rest of these 𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗦 to clean up—— And don't get me started on the
𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙏𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙀 [.ᐟ]

My office has seen more destruction than a 𝙂𝙊𝘿𝙕𝙄𝙇𝙇𝘼 movie, and who foots the bill [.ᐣ]
Certainly not the ➪

[Howard The Duck. @CheapCynicism]

“Y’know, livin’ in this city is like being a janitor at a superhero convention. You’ve got yer’ handful of 𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗠𝗘𝗗 𝗪𝗘𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗢𝗦 & 𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦 granted I am one, I don’t advocate fer’ the absolute mockery that they turn our daily lives into, the same ➪

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

"Cosmo suggestink’ dog is good, da. Cat can be fussy and… Nyet, dog is goods."

[𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇. @maidofchaos]

“Sometimes I consider getting a cat, but I’m worried that would be too on the nose. Maybe offering to cat sit is the best route for now.”

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Cosmo learn about… about neuterings!

Terrans bad. Very bad. You do… you take the jewel of family?

Nyet, nyet… Cosmo need moment. He feel pains.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Comrade Drax not as stinky the raccoon.

Cosmo like angry duck over raccoon.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Comrade Drax, stink hurt Cosmo nose. Very sensitive nose. Can smell Knowhere’s corruption and your stink.

Da, is very bad. Your ancient pool is stink. Cosmo thinking bath will do you many good.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

"Comrade Gamora. I see you are havink jest with Cosmo. Cone not funny—is bik shame. But look at moon. Moon looking… different."

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Nyet! Do not treat Cosmo like house animal.

Cosmo telepath. Strong. Da. I carryink experience.

But do give tasty treats. Beef ones good.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Staring at the moon.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Silver man givink’ Cosmo food.

Good man.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Cosmo hearing sounds in his stomach.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

@CheapCynicism

Comrade Howard, bigger evil is here. Big. Nasty. Smelly.

We must be sticking together, da.

… Flerkens are here.

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

Cosmo like gettink teep from you. Your mind. It smell of flowers, da. )

He rests his face on her legs, beady eyes focused on her.

( Your sadness… it call to Cosmo. You save many and lose many peoples. Why dis different? )

#Praedatio • #VOS • #THEGOTG

[𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘔𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋𝘖𝘎. @ChiefOfKnowhere]

A pleasant 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑲𝑬𝒀 𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑲𝑬 of his frame against her fingers renders the telepath in a state of relaxation. Perfect. Yes. Gud.

…Except he was supposed to be comforting the Madonna’s weariness. He felt it from the confines of the lower hull.

( Celestial Madonna Lady,