humanzee

120th generation Trojan war survivor

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Anybody who has any beautiful sky/cloud pictures, send them to me I want to see them all

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@rotnbrain I bet my car is way faster 🖕 fuck her

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@MrPerfectPhilip Actually you know what nvm fuck that guy

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@MrPerfectPhilip I’m happy for him

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@ExxAlerts Lion

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@clearpillgirl Those two events might be related

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Sotomayor looks like Gaddafi

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@janapilled

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So wasteful. That water could have gone towards cooling a datacenter.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Berlin police turn water cannons into cooling mist as heatwave hits 39.9°C.

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Imagine you are being attacked by a shark, and just when all hope is lost a ukrainian suicide drone flies in and blows both of you to pieces

[New York Post @nypost]

Sharks are arriving for the 4th of July holiday, but this new tech is keeping bites at bay https://t.co/OD9dFgEs2g

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

We need a Khmer Rogue for San Francisco. We need a Younger Dryas impact event. This cannot go on any longer. Every single person who lives there must be removed and relocated permanently to a sand quarry labor camp. Population ZERO by TOMORROW. Put a glass dome over this city and cut it off from the outside world and then ELECTROCUTE it. All people living today in San Francisco will be forcibly implanted with a microchip that EXPLODES if they access the internet. Anyone who accesses the internet from San Francisco gets a ten trillion dollar bounty broadcast to the phone of every black teenager in Baltimore. EMP this city at once. Use palantir mass surveillance flock cameras to identify anyone who talks about their startup or work ethic or peptides or event attendance and then kidnap and do experiments on them. Turn these people into ivory. There is not a single soul worth saving. Turn this city into Pompeii. This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY

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@AryanSugar Frankly it should be illegal

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@clearpillgirl I love this guy i watch every single video i come across

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@S0N_OF_S0L I was just getting some drinks officer, i swear

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@cheifDongus @CVSenescence How dare you stand where he stood

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@johnnymaga Cheung really does have an exceptional henchman/goon physiognomy

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This guy was at the exact same place as me and I had no idea, my car is literally in the pic

Im being gangstalked

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@LuciferGroyper As a salary slave myself, you are 100% correct. Last thing I want to talk about is work, but many people just let their entire lives be consumed by a job

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@HecklesTheZucci @nixonfoundation The quote you mention where he starts talking about his mother is actually part of the same speech, it happens immediately after this. Its from his farewell address to his staffers

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Do they sell a bumper sticker version

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

putting the "a woman was raped here" sticker on ur coworkers cubicle wall as a prank