🚨It is regrettable to announce that Kaden, our star CB, has departed from Chinless Champions.
After a superstar GW1 performance, absolutely dominating @angryginge13 & RealSocieNoDad last night, plus being offered a transfer by Ginge, Kaden will retire from the club.
Kaden has secured a new role which will take his time away from the League.
Kaden's official statement was "After emptying my pockets, Ginge was still there".
We wish Kaden all the best. 🩷
✅🏴 HERE WE GO... GRANDPA IS HERE TO STAY!
The Gaffer confirmed late yesterday that Grandpa Wellz is here to stay for FC26 GUARANTEED.
Some fans questioned the choice, seeing as the veteran CDM is pushing his years... but Wellz statement of "I'm not fucking leaving"
Wellz - here to stay.
Could we see a Simple Simon & Wellz linkup...? 🤔
#Bovdesliga
@manCHAZter_City Posting closed door friendly results... must be a tough time for the club when half your players want to come to the Cottage.
@CoreyDarbo Please stop disconnecting you shithouse.
🚨⏳EXCLUSIVE: Charlie The Commentator spotted outside the Chinless Cottage in a Vauxhall Astra.
Reports coming in that Charlie is due to sign for CC, debut potentially being Friday.
Could this be the turnkey signing of the window?
JAKEYDAVIES OFFICIAL COMMENT: "Ive never spoken to Blako, I've never said I wanted him... Is he even good?"
BLAKO IS IN CHAZZA'S STREAM TWERKING FOR A MOVE!
🚨❌LILBLAKO HAS BEEN AXED FROM THE @manCHAZter_City SQUAD
GAFFER @NYKchazza OFFICIAL STATEMENT BELOW.
Chazza is extremely disappointed with Blako's consistent behaviour hinting towards a Chinless Transfer.
Lilblako is NOT for sale, INSTEAD we will keep him off the teamsheet until his contract runs out!
Lilblako to free agent FC26 THERE WE LAND!
🚨⏳LILBLAKO TRANSFER TO CHINLESS IS PROGRESSING STRONGLY.
Lilblako is rumoured to be running his contract down, in preparation for a FREE transfer to CC for FC26.
Another clip below from one of our trusted sources, showing @lilblako is begging for Jakey to accept him into the Cottage.
@manCHAZter_City Surely it can't go on like this? First Owen... now Blako.
#Bovdesliga
🚨🏴 EXCLUSIVE: LILBLAKO TRANSFER TO CHINLESS IS PROGRESSING.
Lilblako has been in Jakey's stream enquiring when the transfer window opens as he wants the move to the biggest club in the league.
Exclusive clip sourced just now of Blako once again discussing Chinless and hinting the move...
Not looking good for NYKChazza or ManCHAZter.
@manCHAZter_City@lilblako
🚨✅ @lilblako Has opened communications with @jakeydavies__ to join Chinless (again).
Blako already had one red card tonight with his teammates suspecting an Isak being played by Blako.
With Kaden leaving the club, could a move for LilBlako be on the cards? 🤔
#Bovdesliga@manCHAZter_City
🚨🏆BOVAN'DOR: COREYDARBO...
Rumours coming out of the @CoreyDarbo camp that Darbo is "increasingly confident" in his ability to win the Bovan'Dor this season.
Darbo has just bagged another assist in a behind closed doors friendly vs RealSocieNoDad.
Darbo will look to improve on this firm and take it further into the season.
#Bovdesliga
🚨❌ CoreyDarbo's position at Chinless Champions is reportedly in question.
Our analysts have sourced evidence of Darbo watching tutorials on how to play striker...
1 G/A in 3 games.
The pressure is getting to Darbo, replacements are being discussed internally.
@Straithy
@lilblako@manCHAZter_City@NYKchazza Hi Blako,
That is the entire clip we received anonymously.
After further research, our analysts have CONFIRMED you were "barking like a dog" to join Chinless Champions.✅🐶
The @manCHAZter_City Fans will be travelling to the Chinless Cottage on Friday.
Can they do it on a cold, rainy night at the Cottage?
Friday, Sept 12.
Chinless Champions.
ManCHAZter City.
The Derby.
⌛️🏆