Chocolate Hobnob

Chocolatey & Hobnoby

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@KeithRamsay1874 ..... your name is Keith. Nothing you say will ever be taken seriously.

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@HawkEmDownChris Billy Connolly, the great of all time.

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@MattPinner_ Raising Arizona, Snake Eyes and Leaving Los Vegas. All great films.

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@Lyracutevibes

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"Monday night tele is shite"
"#Catsdoescountdown is on"
"Great"
"David O'Docherty is on though"
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/Kills self

Please @channel4, stop giving this talentless wanker air time.

Yours sincerely

Literally fucking everyone.

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@BurgessSculptor ....what of bizarre tree voodoo is this? That is un-fucking-believable.

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@TheFootballFeed ...this is what happens when Mr Bean and a boiled potato have children.

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@mehercle @belfastbhoy1961 Fuck off you sad lying twat.

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@reformparty_uk @LeeAndersonMP_ Nah, just a racist wanker.

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@HeraldSportScot @mcgowan_stephen Stopped to watch a game in the local park last week while walking the dog. At half time, one manager spoke to his kids for 30 seconds. The other one had them in a huddle for about 10 mins. Guy thinks he's prime Ancelotti managing a load of 10yr olds. Just let them play FFS!

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@The_Shed_Talk Nothing will change until we can stop the EPL nabbing the best of the kids. Does more have to be done to give them a chance? Of course, but losing the most promising ones to England only for them to rock up at East Kilbride (no offence) 18 months later isn't helping either.

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@primenova59 Look at the fucking state of her. She was a good looking girl at one point too. There came a point when the surgeons really should have said 'no more'.

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@scotball_ I don't hold out much hope for anything. Far too many clubs putting self-preservation ahead of the future of the Scottish game.

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@Harrydellafonte @D1rtyd1ngus21 Should have spent more time in school instead of watching The Bill. Maybe then you would have had a better grasp of the English language.

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@__MC7__ I've been banging this drum for a while BUT we have needed Trusty's pace on occasion. Neither Scales or CCV are quick enough.

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@primetateHQ ....the kind of guys that have used Lynx body spray for 20 years and wonder why they have never had a girlfriend.

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@ClydeSSB .... every goal gets VAR checked.

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@TheRealJamieKay Brannigans Smoked Ham & Pickle, followed closely by Brannigans Roast Beef & Mustard.

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@TheExtremeMusi1 The Who (Daltry forgot the words), Metallica (3 guitars and all I could hear was the fucking drums). I've seen some god awful support acts over the years too. Electric Pyramid (singer couldn't sing and fancied himself too much) and Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats (Fucking god awful).

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@aboutceltic Cheers, I planned on greetin' during my lunch break anyway 😭