#Hey19YearOldMe Have some fun... it gets even better as the years go by... and stress less... you find the right girl... marry her and live happily ever after!
A Sunny Friday arvo. I’ve broken free from the office for lunch. Burrito in one hand, Smash Mouth cranked, and zero intention of returning emotionally. Shrek would be proud. @guzmanygomez#worklife#FridayVibes
I’ve passed the speaker. I’ve spoken the sacred words. Now I wait at the window… cold brew is imminent. I can feel it pulsing through the universe. Soon I shall sip… and ascend.
Well it’s Thursday. How’s my week been?
Car battery failed.
Brain failed.
Sleep schedule failed.
The spotify playlists have been Awesome!
The coffees been iced.
And the vibe? Unbothered.
How’s yours?
Work update:
I’m here.
AirPods in.
Vibing to 90s bangers.
If my body moves slightly when I’m typing, no it doesn’t.
Mind your business.
#work#weekdays#coldbrew
Did you know… dinosaurs probably invented awkward small talk before humans did?
Imagine two T-Rexes bumping into each other like:
Sooo… weather’s nice. #dinosaur#JurassicWorld#jurassicpark
Today’s survival plan:
Step 1: Blast the Rollercoaster of Sanity playlist.
Step 2: Pretend responsibilities don’t exist.
Step 3: Dance like no one from HR is watching.
#RollercoasterOfSanity#CallowOnAir#SendHelpAndSnacks
Some nights just need a glass of wine and How I Met Your Mother. Because sometimes, the only thing that gets you through life’s chaos is a group of fictional friends making worse decisions than you and somehow still being okay.#HIMYM#tv#comedy
After my shower this morning I wiped my face with a towel. A gecko went partially in my mouth. I screamed. He ran. We’ll both be unpacking this in therapy.
#animals#MorningVibes#ShowerVibes#X
We once believed hot coffee ruled the world—strong, bold, dramatic.
But while it screamed, iced coffee whispered. And we listened. #icedcoffee#Coffee#icedcoffeeforever