Callow!

I’m a Dad. I’m a Husband. I’m a normal guy doing my 40s. New Podcast coming soon!

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#Hey19YearOldMe Have some fun... it gets even better as the years go by... and stress less... you find the right girl... marry her and live happily ever after!

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Chilling on level 45 of the hotel… watching the fireworks on the #GoldCoast #seafire #fireworks

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Currently locked in a passive-aggressive staring contest with my to-do list. It’s winning

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A Sunny Friday arvo. I’ve broken free from the office for lunch. Burrito in one hand, Smash Mouth cranked, and zero intention of returning emotionally. Shrek would be proud. @guzmanygomez #worklife #FridayVibes

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Every office has that one person who microwaves fish. Ours struck today. Morale is now low.

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Cold Brew in hand. Smash Mouth is the soundtrack. I’m driving to work like the credits of a 2001 teen movie are rolling behind me.

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I’ve passed the speaker. I’ve spoken the sacred words. Now I wait at the window… cold brew is imminent. I can feel it pulsing through the universe. Soon I shall sip… and ascend.

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Well it’s Thursday. How’s my week been?
Car battery failed.
Brain failed.
Sleep schedule failed.
The spotify playlists have been Awesome!
The coffees been iced.
And the vibe? Unbothered.
How’s yours?

[Callow! @ChrisCallow_]

Work update:
I’m here.
AirPods in.
Vibing to 90s bangers.
If my body moves slightly when I’m typing, no it doesn’t.
Mind your business.
#work #weekdays #coldbrew

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Did you know… dinosaurs probably invented awkward small talk before humans did?
Imagine two T-Rexes bumping into each other like:
Sooo… weather’s nice. #dinosaur #JurassicWorld #jurassicpark

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Today’s survival plan:
Step 1: Blast the Rollercoaster of Sanity playlist.
Step 2: Pretend responsibilities don’t exist.
Step 3: Dance like no one from HR is watching.
#RollercoasterOfSanity #CallowOnAir #SendHelpAndSnacks

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Some nights just need a glass of wine and How I Met Your Mother. Because sometimes, the only thing that gets you through life’s chaos is a group of fictional friends making worse decisions than you and somehow still being okay.#HIMYM #tv #comedy

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After my shower this morning I wiped my face with a towel. A gecko went partially in my mouth. I screamed. He ran. We’ll both be unpacking this in therapy.
#animals #MorningVibes #ShowerVibes #X

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Back at work after a 4-day weekend. I’m refreshed, recharged, and completely unqualified to be functioning right now. Time to pretend again.
#CallowOnAir #OfficeActing #IUsedToKnowHowToWork #LongWeekend #needcoffee

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Just casually sipping my cold brew and giving off the illusion of professionalism until the 4-day weekend takes me into its sweet, chocolate-coated arms
#workvibe #coldbrew #IcedCoffee #WeekendVibes #EasterWeekend

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Jazz makes everything feel cooler. Even replying to emails that start with ‘just following up again…’”
#JazzOverJustNo #WorkdaySwing #Jazz #lofi #music #work

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I used to worry about my future. Now I worry about whether I remembered to shave my ears. Aging isn’t a journey. It’s a series of surprise maintenance tasks.

#AgingGracefullyIsh #CallowOnAir #EarHairEmergency #adultlife #MorningRoutine #MorningVibes

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Monday again. Iced coffee in hand. No idea what I’m doing, but I look confident and that’s half the battle. #FakingItFlawlessly #IcedCoffeeCourage

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@DiscussingFilm Anyone up for Gremlins 3: Gizmos Summer Vacation!?

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We once believed hot coffee ruled the world—strong, bold, dramatic.
But while it screamed, iced coffee whispered. And we listened. #icedcoffee #Coffee #icedcoffeeforever