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[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

@ErinPanhandle The Bearkats just defeated the NDSU Bison in a college football playoff game! Pop and Sammie are pretty psyched!

[Graham Clark @grahamclark]

find someone who loves you as much as cops love letting white people do whatever the fuck they want

[DC Pierson @DCpierson]

*Anthony Kiedis voice*

[Raj Desai @_rajdesai]

I would be mad about being told to wear a mask but I'm too busy being mad about Elvis Presley shaking his hips on The Ed Sullivan Show. 😡 The King? King of what? Lewdness and crudeness?

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

I just pulled up Twitter as this tweet went live at 1s old. It was kinda exhilarating living on the ragged edge of history with you for a moment, Mr. President. You feckless lunatic, you.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Nancy Pelosi today, on @GMA, actually said that Adam Schiffty Schiff didn’t fabricate my words in a major speech before Congress. She either had no idea what she was saying, in other words lost it, or she lied. Even Clinton lover @GStephanopoulos strongly called her out. Sue her?

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

@belafleckbanjo @VictorWooten @howardlevy @FutureManMusic I had the pleasure of seeing y’all this evening with my Dad. Thanks for a memory I’ll cherish for the rest of my life. Great work, and give ‘em hell on the rest of the tour.

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

@GriffLightning I got into @blankcheckpod after you did the podcast rounds recently, and it’s a true delight. Thanks for the laughs, and have a great day!

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

@mattapodaca Thanks so much for an incredible Doughboys episode this week. You were charming and funny as hell. Keep that shit up!

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: The president followed through on his promise to shut down the government if he doesn’t get funding for his expensive monument to racism along our southern border.

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

Kudos to Anna Bauman and the @OUDaily for continuing a proud lede-writing tradition. @chaseacook @monkbernardo @chrismlusk https://t.co/wecp2jOPrS

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

They put out a damn paper. https://t.co/S6ANgpXNjk

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

“Low plastic stool, cheap but delicious noodles, cold Hanoi beer.” This is how I’ll remember Tony. He taught us about food — but more importantly, about its ability to bring us together. To make us a little less afraid of the unknown. We’ll miss him.

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

Boy, y’all. Oprah.

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

(2/2) and think Bob Stoops should be fired for the Joe Mixon saga. Can I still be an Ok. sports fan?

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

(1/2) Honest question: I still root for KD to win championships after all the past joy he brought me in OKC

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Well said, Jimmy. That's exactly why we fought so hard for the ACA, and why we need to protect it for kids like Billy. And congratulations! https://t.co/77F8rZrD3P

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

Random ESPN anchor: "And for the second straight day a Sooner with a reputation for violence against women is drafted as Dede..." Jesus, OU.

[Chris @ChrisRowMiller]

Somebody should finally write an article about how great it would be if Russ, KD and Harden were still on the same team! #journalism