chrizmo

Miserable maladjusted male misanthrope menacing message medium.

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@0xloltan Take some balls, leave some balls.

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@pati_gallardo 2/3 ain't bad, vote for me!

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NASA sending up a probe to crash with an asteroide is metal af, but not calling it "Leeroy Jenkins" is the oversight of the century.

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@0xloltan Someone would get "I got slapped 4 this"

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@The_Ninja_Dan @destiny_thememe The hell?

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I should have been a baker.

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So what's working with tech like?
You spend most of your day reflecting over career choices and paths you should've taken.

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@WarlockTheWise @Chrizmo__ You're not the first and won't be the last.

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@WarlockTheWise Truth be told, you don't know the twitter handle of @Chrizmo__ either.

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@pati_gallardo Yet the documentation is still written in crayon.

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Posers! I've experienced JOMO since way before it was cool.

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Me: I'm going to sleep in.
My body five minutes after I normally wake up: Time to get up, dickhead!

[BSides Oslo @OsloBSides]

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@NetCraWlr Not that I haven't considered digging up some old PHP nonsense.

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It's October, and I'm doing the spookiest thing anyone can; reading code they wrote 10 years ago. 😱

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@NetCraWlr

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Every week I read about some TikTok trend where kids get badly hurt. Then I remember kids used to beat the shit out of each other in basements because of Fight Club, or jump cars because of Jackass. Kids are just fucking stupid.

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For those that haven't experienced the glory that is cookie butter.

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Today I found cookie butter in a Norwegian store. No words describe how happy I am about this.

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@aehilden You know how you put peanuts in a blender and get a tasty spread called peanut butter? Cookie butter!