Chula Comedy

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@SteveHiltonx Go back to Europe you ugly colonizer

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@nypost Ew

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@elonmusk Spencer really thought maga is popular in LA. lol he a fool!!

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@bigdhester @Patrickwebb You moron, can’t you see the ballroom “construction” project is a grift to siphon money from the treasury? Google is free you maga maniacs

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@FoxNews Excellent! I’m a lefty, and I approve this message. I heard there’s girls that get tummy tucks on Medicare and they just have their doctor say that it’s a Hiatal hernia.

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@FoxNews Steve Hilton running for governor is like a guy showing up to a construction site with a selfie stick and saying he’s ready to build a skyscraper. Lots of confidence, not a lot of blueprints. PS he’s a liar. He won’t do shit! He don’t know shit. How can he change shit

[Chula Comedy @ChulaComedy]

@WhiteHouse Create mental health institutions where we force some of the severely mentally ill into mental hospitals. The idiot Regan got rid of them and now all of America has schitzo’s running rampant among the homeless scaring tourists with the FENTY BEND NECKS! #americasucks

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@elonmusk Wrong. I went to Barcelona and the random white dude told me. (When he found out I was ethnically Mexican but an American citizen by birth) Tu vienes de la sangre de mis venas! In a huge Spanish lisp. Bruh. It means you come from the blood of my veins. I was like ew

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@SteveHiltonx What’s your plan tho? How do you propose to do this. Sounds to me like you’re just a talking head spewing nonsense just to get elected and then if you do. You’ll be like. Well I tried and F#ck us over with even more corporations making record profits off of our suffering with gas

[Chula Comedy @ChulaComedy]

This firefighter spent years saving lives during emergencies. Blue Shield responded to his emergency the same way most corporations do: by opening a PDF and looking for reasons to say no.

The fire department called him a hero.
The insurance company called him a claim number 😢

[ABC7 News @abc7newsbayarea]

The retired San Francisco firefighter at the center of a bitter insurance fight has lost his battle against stage 4 lung cancer, after pleading with Blue Shield to reverse their decision to deny treatment. He also spent his final months unsuccessfully appealing to San Francisco's Health Service Board to intervene.

Read the story here: https://t.co/aNqtQM0YtW

[Chula Comedy @ChulaComedy]

I heard a rumor an ICE agent helped someone cross the border and live in their house. If true, ICE may need to raid… itself.

“Sir, we found someone harboring an undocumented immigrant.”
“Address?”
“Yours.”

Just a rumor—but that’s a wild plot twist.

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I love that FIFA has a TikTok and that they’re showing us the games but it’s really hard to see the score. @FIFAWorldCup

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[Tom Steyer @TomSteyer]

I know a lot of people have reservations about voting for a billionaire.

I see the ways so many billionaires lie, cheat, and steal to get whatever they can out of the system — and then do everything they can to hoard their wealth and avoid paying taxes.

Screw that.

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@elonmusk Totally different scenario. Jorge Floyd comes from a history of white on black oppression. Where as the white man being suffocated. By other white cops that’s just white on white crime. There’s nothing historical about that.

[Abhijit Majumder @abhijitmajumder]

A girl raped by 700 men over three years.
Jack Daniel bottle shoved into a 12-year-old girl in course of rape.
Girls kept in dog cages.
Girls raped by dogs, men betting on the act.
~ @RupertLowe10 narrates what Pakistani rape gangs did to British girls.

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@igchampcom He wishes lol

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@FBIDirectorKash If I find out the CIA is helping the Mexican cartels like in that movie with tom cruise called American made. wtf

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@elonmusk There is NO SUCH thing as reverse racism when racism is systematic and institutional. And the people that hold power in this country are white. Girl bye!

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That’s because republicans hate paying for pensions. That’s what makes them “fiscally conservative” sad

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

This is Miss Mary, a 93 old woman who works AMC theaters cleaning trash people leave behind. My heart hurt watching this. This is not the way it should be. 🥹💔