CharlotteCumberbatch

Video games sure do exist, eh?

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@kroger Hey, if you're gonna randomly throw onions in things, you need to F***ING TELL PEOPLE. Now I have to read the ingredients list before I buy anything. If you can't afford to make a sandwich with sliced gouda, don't. Onion/mayo slurry isn't gouda, b****.

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@SquaredleApp Just letting you know, the game still thinks we're in the future! I just did today's puzzle and it thinks it's monday haha

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

Squares - Daily Word Game https://t.co/DjDAKr2QqG
You've reset my streak twice now. I've been playing every day for months. What gives?

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@SquaredleApp This weird new layout shape is just a one time thing, right?

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@EA CHRIST I HATE YOUR BROKEN ASS APP I JUST WANT TO PLAY SIMS 3 FFS STOP COUNTING YOUR MONEY AND HIRE ANY GOD DAMN HUMAN BEING TO FIX IT

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@Verizon Hey, are you gonna fix my phone service any time soon? At 2:30pm yesterday you begged for me to be patient for 12-14 hours but here we are, still disappointed in each other...

[Asel @aseldesu]

This is still my single most favourite meme ever

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

You know a company is having a problem when instead of "use our services!" they're pumping out "no really, our employees are happy!" ads. Good job, @Amazon, I'm convinced.

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@Popeyes Hey, whenever my friend orders from you, you never give him the sauce. Why? Is he ordering the wrong sauce? What is the haps? Please advise <3 Char

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

I get that people want to save resources but I still believe that the guy who invented unpoppable bubblewrap was just plain evil

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@DoorDash @UberEats Suggestion: When you're delivering food to someone's house you should just assume they own cutlery. Stop wasting plastic. Thanks.

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@YourVoiceAtIRS The IRS took 10 months to give me my 2019 tax return. They "lost it," *admitted fault*, and gave me a little bit more. They then changed their mind, demanded my tax return back, plus even more interest. I. Paid. It. They want it again. Plus interest. Help

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@Facebook Fake X buttons on ads is like r/assholedesign 101. Get your shit together

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@ChitlinIron It has come to my attention that your client once behaved inappropriately at a Waffle House. Do you care to comment?

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@uzworm @CopingMAGA I asked a guy on reddit for evidence that GA was riddled with voter fraud. This was the link he replied with. You can't make this shit up.

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@lMPEACHBIDEN @MayaTPrabhu Genuinely curious, why do you think it's fraudulent? Just because they're absentee?

[CharlotteCumberbatch @Chumberbatch]

@russellhoward I was about 9 or 10 years old when my family accidentally wandered on to the only nude beach at Martha's Vineyard. Not where I expected to see my first penis, but eh.