The Church Of Satan

Founded by Anton Szandor LaVey in 1966, we defined Satanism. 🤘 Please read our FAQ before asking questions. 🜏 We mute morons, lunatics & trolls. 𖤐

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Regular reminder that we will never DM you asking for money or personal information on social media. Anyone claiming to be our representative doing such things is a scammer. All contact is through our official website only.

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@Mandudeguyz @timthehumanbot @punishedjerry You see how that screenshot says “Setianism” and not “Satanism”? That’s because it’s a different and unrelated religion. If you are going to demand others do research you might want to try basic reading yourself first.

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Every. Single. Time.

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@ChalifouxRed @RepThomasMassie No you don’t. But please prove us wrong and post them otherwise it’ll be obvious to everyone that you are the one who is lying and spreading false information. We’ll wait.

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@ChalifouxRed @RepThomasMassie There are no agreements between us and the US Senate. We don’t get involved in politics.

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No.

[✝Justin Philip Pomaika'i Laybon Nagasawa @JustinPNagasawa]

@ChurchofSatan Lord Satan, can you make me an imp and send me to hell?

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@PunishedChaos1 @Stanley_Kotokwa @___TheGOOdWitch The term satan as used in Satanism predates the Christian character by centuries.

Satanism is an atheistic religion, so all Satanists are atheists but not all atheists are Satanists. Just like how Christianity being theistic doesn’t mean all theists are Christians.

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@StephenKaruri3 Almost everything you wrote here is incorrect.

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@Ronald854737666 @historyrock_ No he wasn’t.

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Satansplain #121 - Bible in Texas Schools, Citizen Vigilante, "Move and Appear" https://t.co/MYUNaxB8gA via @ChurchofSatan

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@MichaelLuvsJesu @SUBRATA30016572 Again, your fairytales are your own and we aren’t interested.

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@MichaelLuvsJesu @FinalBoss_93 @SUBRATA30016572 We aren’t distancing ourselves from anyone, we were never close in the first place. We don’t get involved in politics.

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@monicaonairtalk No it isn’t.

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@FinalBoss_93 @MichaelLuvsJesu @SUBRATA30016572 It wasn’t even a plaque. Someone taped a color print to a box and took and photo and posted it online to troll people and idiots like this took the bait and had a meltdown

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@MichaelLuvsJesu @SUBRATA30016572 No thanks. Please keep your fairytales and imaginary friends to yourself.

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@MichaelLuvsJesu @SUBRATA30016572 No there wasn’t.

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@YourSistersCat1 @Aliyahook @NicoRobin_XYZ Incorrect.

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@MichaelLuvsJesu @SUBRATA30016572 No there isn’t.

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@raggabrash119 @SamosaJoan No they aren’t.

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@KyleCoroneos The situation is stupid, but so is your article. We have an FAQ linked in our bio if you want to know what actual Satanism is, rather than just repeating long debunked satanic panic era nonsense.

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