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[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

Me live fi see people a call Vybz Kartel fish. This might be the last days for real.

[Rand @rand_longevity]

500 days from now, nobody will be waking up for school or work

[ajay @1meajay]

as long as she don't ask

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Y’all really think babies be kissing you… they trying to eat you 😭

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

hoes man, i fuckin love them.

[Daniel @VoteLewko]

Happy International Women's Day everybody.

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

Tell her Drake still ain’t fell off

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

If there's a 4 in your hair tomorrow then you should be concerned.

[ARMANII @ArmaniiMusiq]

Stop do things Weh yuh nuh fi do and blame it pan rum yer ediat?

[daylen @daylen25147]

if i were president i would limit baby mommas and fathers to TWO. anything over that you’re going to jail.

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

My wife look like dat she paying for something idk

[The Tropixs @Tropixsofficial]

Buju Banton on the WYFL Riddim 🤯

[The Chief ⚓️ @C2thaL2thaIGG]

that Tony Yayo / Uncle Murda and Ja Rule plane situation is corny cuz Uncle Murda doesn’t have any beef with Ja Rule, never did… and Yayo did that, not because there’s still actual beef with him, but so they could run back to their daddy 50 Cent like “we did good, right?” Corny

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

Can’t rewatch snowfall because I’m still mad at his mother for pulling that stunt.

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

Because I don't have any children. Next question

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

> years of being a hоe
> retiring that phase
> time to settle down and start a family

This cycle never gets old.

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

How horny you gotta be to be bisexual

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

girl what 😭?

[admiral. @MrKalevor]

he doesn't like you back eh

[Julie Mangophile 🥭 @pizzzarhea]

Truth be told, I really could have handled money better this year. I did not need to do alla dat