The Pep Guardiola era at Manchester City is now over. 🏁
📆 10 Years
✔️ 593 Games
✅ 416 Wins
🤝 86 Draws
❌ 91 Losses
⚽️ 1,422 Goals For
🥅 521 Goals Against
🏆 Premier League, x6
🏆 League Cup, x5
🏆 Community Shield, x3
🏆 FA Cup, x3
🏆 UEFA Super Cup, x1
🏆 FIFA Club World Cup, x1
🏆 UEFA Champions League, x1
🎖️ Premier League Manager of the Month, x13
🎖️ Premier League Manager of the Season, x5
🎖️ LMA Premier League Manager of the Year, x4
🎖️ LMA Manager of the Year, x3
🎖️ The Best FIFA Football Coach, x1
🎖️ UEFA Men's Coach of the Year, x1
🎖️ IFFHS World's Best Club Coach, x1
🎖️ League Managers Association Hall of Fame
🎖️ Globe Soccer Awards Coach of the Century
Thank you for changing our lives, @PepTeam. 👑
My cheating wife texted me: “I’m stuck at work. Happy 10th anniversary, babe.” But I was sitting two tables away in the same restaurant, watching her lean across the table and kiss her millionaire boss. Just as I stood up to confront them, a strange woman grabbed my arm and whispered, “Stay calm. The real show’s about to start.”
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As a man you should be on both sides of the fence to truly see how women move.
This experience will destroy all the delusions you have created in your head about them.
You’ll also be permanently scarred because you’ve seen a woman lie to her man with so much ease and finesse so you know it can happen to you😂
Don’t ever think it can’t happen to you and if it does, don’t let it shock you because this is what they do 😂