Minecraft

Not A Parody Acc.

[Minecraft @CineMraft]

We forgot what a square was. Fuck.

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Went to Massive Alien Sized Forehead Island and they were praising a 19 foot statue of you?

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Sorry for not tweeting in a bit. I forgor

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The ender dragon is pregnant again.

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Anybody interested in Minecraft 2? Well you’re not fucking getting it.

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Steve is starting a Labor Union.

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Update coming: We are deleting the game

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The covid vaccine is alt-f4! Press it fast (especially if you’re in the end) to get immune!

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Thank you for the feedback. New booty jiggle animation coming 11/4.

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BREAKING: 680 People have died after reportedly, “Jumping off of skyscrapers into water fountains because in Minecraft they wouldn’t take fall damage.”

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We have a company wide Holliday this week b/c Cardi b’s nudes got leaked.

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Please stop naming your wolfs racial slurs.

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Anytime Steve builds a house he makes sure it faces the nearest the nearest Ice biome. We asked him if it was for religion and he said no. He claims that’s where the big booty bitches are at.

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No. Here at Mojang, we take pride in the everlasting pain the “Aether” portal causes on children!

[sam @aHouseDemon]

#AskMojang Is this ever going to be a thing?

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Congrats Notch on winning the bid for Alex the 4 year old nightstand on Wayfair for a whopping $27,000!

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imagine being like “yo steve check out this gnarly ass dookie i took on your house” harhar

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should we add bodily functions to the game

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@Minecraft Y’all should follow us, we are like Minecraft, but funny!

[Minecraft @CineMraft]

@Minecraft Y’all should follow us, we are like Minecraft, but funny!

[Minecraft @CineMraft]

@Minecraft Y’all should follow us, we are like Minecraft, but funny!