me: I can’t have those sir I’m allergic to strawberry
gil: all good I’ll give you narcan
me: ……whut
gil: bring you right back to life
If I die, tell em my final words were “ya momma ain’t shit” no specific momma necessary
@shxtsngigs I walked into the building I worked in at the time and shouted “IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE”
When I entered the office, my boss was sitting there with his wife.
I never received another bonus after said instance.