Shitty of Cambridge

Dedicated to but NOT the city of Cambridge, ON. If you like really good jokes try reaching Bylaw on 📞 519 623-1340 ext 7907

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

We’ve been forced to rebrand as the Shitty of Cambridge, because @andrewsheeto is a snitch and got our account suspended.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@JoshuaBurton @Wirled_Peas @TWilsonOttawa @ConnieCodyMP That's not true, we have rats too, and ours are bigger.
Ours drive these:

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@KinsellaK94210 @CbridgeRibfest @TheKimMitchell @thereklaws @CbridgeMusic @1075daverocks Next time you're in Waterloo maybe you could grab a few from one of their many encampments?
Thanks Margo

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@TWilsonOttawa We're looking forward to having you with us to protest this shitty decision by @WRPSToday

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@cambridge_today We gotta get those numbers up.
Double Jan's salary, STAT.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@DougNymeyer You're welcome Doug! Watch your step

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@PrairieVeteran https://t.co/ljwvZ1sb8E

Because pirates come along and hi-jack the usernames

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@Marian80 @cambridgetimes We stopped caring years ago Marian. Take it up with Jan.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@KinsellaK94210 @CbridgeRibfest @TheKimMitchell @thereklaws @CbridgeMusic @1075daverocks We removed the tents due to objections from religious groups in the community.
They’re no longer halal once pork has been consumed under them and so cannot be used for their events.
Thank you for your understanding Margaret

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

Cambridge agrees with the RCMP's assessment that traditional values are a threat to society and the great replacement.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

We would like to congratulate @america on their successful bombing campaign against the Iranian regime.

If you wish to pursue training options in Canada, we have some neighborhoods that would benefit from levelling in the greater Toronto metropolitan area.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@bruce_barrett Great to see Cambridge's newest influx of constituents out in force!!

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@MBrant75 We need these in Cambridge for all the TFW’s and very legitimate overseas students attending the areas diploma mills.
Ideally we dig a big ditch and errect a fence around the area once we crane the homes in.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@TkachukYou_ Very responsible of you to put it in a firepit first.
See you next season in your new jersey.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@cambridge_today Cyclists are terrorists

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

On the eve of the election, if you didn’t already cast a vote please remember:
Bryan May has achieved absolutely nothing while serving the #Cambridge region.

• No motions sponsored.
• No bills passed.

@ConnieCodyCA is the only option.
Vote Conservative, for a change.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@ConnieCodyCA Let’s go Connie! Time to bring real change to Cambridge

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

Vote Conservative on Monday, so that Cambridge can stop being so shitty, for a change.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@l3v1at4an @MarkJCarney @RCMPONT Can confirm that Uwais is a shitheel resident of the Shitty of Cambridge.
Not as big of a shit stain as Carney, but it’s close.

[Shitty of Cambridge @CityOfCambridge]

@WMurphyLaw @E_DeniseSimmons Wrong CityOfCambridge, @WMurphyLaw
We support your right to protest and throw projectiles however. Up here “people” disguise themselves as Hamas terrorists before committing crimes during “protests” to avoid any repercussions from police.